Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

if you ate pebbles ya shit still wouldn't rock!

im gonna have to remember dat 1!!!

with the rodeo burger. i`ll take you further,
slap you till your black, like the view of turners back,
im your pimp - BITCH SLAP, j-kids back but his riddem is whack
my style you cannot attack,
send me on my way like a boomerang,
try it, like you can, get steaming drunk from 1 babyshan,
tell you mum i`ll meet her in my van,if she wants a shag tell her, i can`t,
i remenber last time she got in my pants

Get ready for the lyrical headbutt,
Left hook, right hook.. bare uppercut,
You should'a kept yo mouth shut,
Chattin' all that shit now it's time to fuck you up!
B.. you've gone and made me angry,
Time to turn the tables and I'll bu'n you grimey,
How the fuck could you enter J's Mum's pussy,
She had that blocked up 'cause no-one could compare to me?


*Battling aint really my style but I was invited in so there ya go... lol*

ive neva battled before, just jot down in a pad so i spect my replies are shit!

the lyrical headbutt, boy you suck,
im gonna drop you with the real uppercut
like i said i dont battle, but
now i am, i`ll fuckin rip it up
i neva entered the pussy, i shoved it in her butt,
jay t the lyrical groover, my lyrics you should of heard`a
i can go further further and further,
try any shit and you`ll get murdered

How could I have heard your lyrics.. you're an MC wannabe,
Fucking in the butt.. then you're just like MC Sharkey,
You're a tricked out, decked out microphone faker
I'm a paid MC who entertains all the raver
Chatting yo weak ryhmes of a piece of paper
The pen in your hand compared to your dick is way much thicker
The spout form yo mouth that's running out is like verbal diarohea
So get to the back of line.. KironB it's time to school ya!!!

im no mc wannabe, your the one who wants to be,
yea right, mc sharkey rinses the party!
micraphone faker,ur a unknown contender,
spit something origional u fucking bender!
i sit with my top hat, spitting no chit chat,
you remind me of a cheshire cat,
kinda like the one from alice in wonderland,
coz i rule with the mic in my hand!

no offence meant by this, its all i can think of!

Kiron.. it's time to do or die
I'm about to unleash yet another war cry
You best tread carefully I'm an angry guy
I will fuck you up make your whole family cry
Make them stand around and say "lord why...
And wonder what on earth you did to this guy
Who put you in the ground in your best shirt and tie
Then I'll tell 'em straight.. it's their turn to die!!!

oooohhhh thats a good one,

do or die, i`ll choose th `do`,
i`ll mash you, up with the whole of my crew,
then you`ll be wondering what to do,
unleash a war cry, ha give it a try,
when you dont sucseed u`ll be the one to cry,
me i dont wear a tie, im immortal i`ll never die,
im th one who invented time,im the one who commits the crime,
come on lyrical groover give it some grime!

good work boys...

boys boys please get a room if you're gonna flirt
i'm back to put in some work so be prepared it's gonna hurt
your ego's not my fault you got weak flows and stop liftin' shirt
Kiron your a chav and chavs cant rap get back to shop liftin' squirt
Jay T head like the ass of a baby tryna think fast but ERRRR!
i knew it he just can't do it hes the morris minor and i'm the merc
i'm a man of the earth but right now cyber space is where i lerk
and this raging bull is done kicking up the dirt!

PEASSHH!

oh no jake, u said some evil shit
but now its tym for Topstar to come wiv tha lyric
so hear this Naked-J-Kid, i kno ur my boy
but this a mans game so get back to playin wiv ur toys
cyber space is where u lurk, but u cant hide from me
i always kill u in battle, even when u try to flee
now i'll leave u Naked Bitch to get back to ur nudity
so you can enjoy ur threesome wiv Kironb and Jay-T

im a chav and i cant rap,
the sounds from my uzi go blap blap blap,
top-star poontang i`ll give u heartattack,
im at the front line, its time to stand back,
and j-kid ive told u before, your style is wack,
so get ready for school with your backpack,
its my time to shine, drop the bassline,
topstar poontang u look like your 9.

Yes Jake, my head did indeed look like a baby's ass
But I've got more hair on my ass than on your face so I'll let it pass
And Kiron with your Uzi going blap. blap, blap..
Don't you mean that's your girl saying you are crap, crap, crap?
Topstar what's all this talk about the threesome that you speak..
Didn't you know we were waiting for you so there was another hand to reach?
So I'm gonna end my little rant on ths fucking Jackonory
Time to depart and finish this off and walk with my head held in glory!

Enter the new contender, thinks he can spin,Dj Topstar
spin on this, your dads a craige david look a like and his flavas poptart
but i'll allow the natasha beddingfield things don't wanna get personal
don't wanna take it there cos it's blatently unfair you know i got it worse than you
claimin' jamaican but you're all greek to me like what ya chattin'
your diss was good i see a couple laughs but aint nobody clappin'
in one line Kiron stated the obvious chavs can't rap
and jay t ush ya boat race cos you look like a car crash

j-kid your the one who said i cant rap, not me
but i dont like rap so this cant be,
the music i live for is the jump up dnb,
so fuck your hip hop, it dont bother me,
and lyrical groover, this aint jackonory,
me and j-kid weve sucseeded glory,
and as for topstar you just bore me,
you look at boys coz it makes you horney!

i will say it again, no offence by these chats!

fair enough!

Jake I'm earning dollar whilst your cashing in your giro's
In handed down clothes from your older bro's
You've come to the end of your road with no ticket
Wishing my life you'd borrowed
So fella yes my face does look like a caved in Ford Focus bumper
What do you expect after hitting that child who was wearing your favourite jumper
After you had that party and let her and her mates sleepover
And now she calls you her sugar daddy, her playboy casanova!

;-)

Fuck... lol!!! That last bit made little sense so I tried to edit it a bit but over lapped your post!!! lol!!!

lol,

earning a dollar yea right in yir shirt and collar,
hand me down clothes, i got this t-shirt from your ho,
i`ll show you some moves from the matrix,
kironb`s gonna give it to you basic,
that was a good lyric, why did ya waste it?
by the sound of it, your lyrics are copy and pasted,
one pint of stella, guarantee your wasted,
by now your lyrics have faded!