Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

Just like your penis, we need to magnify your font,
Subscribed's the only haxor who pays for his name by the month...
Look at you capsing your PUNCH, ill leave you collapsed at the lungs,
This cunt got made redundant, after jobseekers cut off his funds!..
Bringin horses into play like a bestial pornstar,
His last three girlfriends climaxed with quack moo n baaaa!..
Its obvious to see how fuckin stupid you are,
Who the fuck mispells HOOVER after editing his bars?

After this roasting i think i deserve two more lines than you penciled,
I'll finish with two words...Subscription Cancelled.

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another fake profile, what a shocker,
i hit this quick - like a heart stopper,
so Subscribed. Who are you?
too clever for New-Gen too thick for wo0,
and critising the way he dress's is gash,
and after that your poem just crashes,
best thing now - advice my friend,
is leave the site - dont post again.

whats DJ gotta do with lyrics?
how is cricket offensive?
finest?
learn to spell before you try to rhyme you dyslexic fuck.
n for the record it took about 5 mins to write that post not 2 weeks.

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everytime ha, right behind ya
writing new rhymes in the time it took to say hahaha,
hahahahahaha HA etc...
you wont have the skill to come follow me,
the level im at is as good as the next man,
i can do this for real, not just the text man,
so before you type think to your self,
am i about to take a dent in my DSI kudos health?

(sub haxor looks like a peedo, jeez.)


Wowzer...please tell us whats with the name?..
no need, fuckit it, let me explain,
he couldnt find his dick, so he went for the sex change.
after this post we move on to a clean page,
n we all know haxor likes kids of the same age.
do what ya like i dont really give a damn,
but kids in the school call him ice cream man,
parked outside in his ice cream van...
goin two extra but its already over,
i move you all to the side like haxors comb-over...

10 lines shane - your not that bright,
ibflibadibbydibbydibby all night.

goin two extra but its already over,
ibflibadibbydibbydibby charlotte

oh my days wowzers STILL on it
over 2 years now and ur still just as shit
is this all u do? do u have a hobbie?
get a life u sad cunt, look for a jobby

j-austin. u da man baby

Muk to the bah, bah to the Bee.
Hold tight the souljar boi, my man Uncle C.

Whats the matter - why so quiet?
Does it require my patter, you need a lyrical messiah?
well ok girls get down and prey,
has the cat got your tounge, im back i say,
im the top cat your the pussies,
im a lyrical baseball bat to crack ya head ya wussys,
im ready to knock you out of the court,
home run wowzer 1 - you lot nought!

You ain't NOUGHT but a bargin bin rapper.
Some wacked out crackhead in a shellsuit named Kappa.
See what you THOUGHT, was that you the macca.
When claiming to be the dog, it's a fact that you're an actor.
So I hop these rhymes like frogs, and spit back with a little chatter.
Still rhyming like the gods, so my heads a little fatter.
Boi, you look upset now, tell me what's a matter?
I iz the chef, you'ze the fish, and now you'ze rapped in batter.

yeah im a fish, watch me shimmer in the sun,
what a great metaphor - your the bait-ball - run!
i'll leave teeth indentments - thats my mark,
ooh i forgot to tell you this fish is a shark,
i got to admit though - your ryhmes have got phatter,
but i'll still chop you up and have you served on a platter,
but im superman and you can't make a dent,
take off your glasses... Your still Clark Kent!

you lot think you are it,
im here to tell you that your shit.
almost 3 months past,
your all still last,
where the big blue smurf and her fat arse?
my lyrics are like throwing hand grenades,
dig your selves out, i'll hand you the spades,
then spin you round and fuck you with my sword loaded with AIDS.

when you say that are you looking at me?
'cos this here is the magic - not the number 3,
the reason i seem to be in a continuos stare,
it's not admiration, its im caught in a glare,
can you see this story start to unfold?
the light is bouncing off your big patch of bold,
well they say the oldies are the best,
and with your head of hair, you couldn't expect less...

bold is like brave as in big up yer chest,
bald is like having hair, but a lot less.
2 things wowzer, about your rhyme,
your older AND balder than me and mine.
now as far me saying this while looking at you,
i wasnt, but am now, what the fuck you gunna do?
oh wait let me guess, another hissy fit?
or will you just RANT and make up more shit?

im balder than you - is it affecting your eyes?
i make up shit - haha what a suprise,
your biggest downfall is you can't accept blame,
it must be someone else - I was born in this game,
do you really think you were the first to approach,
what do you think? i dont know the ropes?
as for hissy fits - what you on about?
you read to much into text - without doubt ;)

Well thats spesh finished - right who's next,
listen as my words grip and break your neck,
im a murderer - i leave corpses standard,
fuck the eagle, the nimatek has landed,
fresher than orange jusice - faster than a veyron,
im a bed of nails that will punture you if you lay on....
...it - your shit, im the fly that consumes you,
your the decay - im the force that exumes you!! hahaha

spesh finished? i dont think so mate,
your lyrics are tired and dont really rate.
i didnt get back because i was at work,
now tuck your skirt in and stop being a jerk.
your lyrics always state how great you are,
tell me wowzer, can you drive a car?
"im wowzer and im hotter than hell!"
first up you chump, learn how to fucking spell.