Meerkat whinging at home with a bad back, I bet now you really do look a right spac
Sittin at home spitting down how you run that and all the while we all know you only run flat
Calling out Nightmare and coating him ‘Skeet’..Jeez you whinge on like a green parakeet
You WISH you were Mobb Deep and leave Nightmare alone, he never done 8 lines and so what he still owns
You make reference to Wowzer and try a cheap shot..to up your own status, you buffoon, you great clot
So coat me off if I don’t do all 8 lines, I’m fresh out of rehab I’ll catch up in no time
You want to make comeback, you want to up the ante?
Hurry the fuck up while I pee in my panties

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Your right, nobody talks any more crap, than you speshalneeds you fucking aids twat
You think that your battling is funny its da lick, my homeboy nightmare could do better with his dick
As for the meerkat hes gone very quiet, hes probably struggling to get out his wheelchair and join in the riot
You make mention of fakes, of comebacks and crack, I put it to you that this fake may be jacK
But then again he doesn’t seem quite the type, to chat lyric like this cos he’s just full of tripe
So lets battle the fuck on and let’s have a see, who really is the best DSI battle EMCEEE
I really don’t think its twat MeerkatAlexander, or even that wowzer he’s a fucking clam chowder
The battle will go on a bit longer I feel, you have poem books in your library to help don’t you Neil

Meerkat you seem to have got me all wrong, such a funny assumption from a fucking thick mong
You dropping bombs, ha - You think you're Bin Laden? My dog drops bigger bombs when he shits in my garden
You think you can come here telling us we're all jokers? You best get a move on you ugly old roaster
I once heard you invented the word that is 'Merk' ..Well guess what my word owns yours, my word is PLURK
Now jog on and do one and see if we all care, oh no, you can't cos youre off work sick in a wheelchair
As an EMCEE your lyrics are shit and they're bogus, you should be a magician with your hocus pocus
Get back to Day TV with Dora the Explorer, cos right now you really are beginning to bore us
So now I implore you just one little time, at least hit us up with a half decent rhyme?

Oh here we go now, here comes EmzyJane
with her living room pictures and her being a pain
I must admit though shes got a cracking clothes airer
Its just in the pic behind her frizzy hair
Im flattered that you liked my Bin laden lyrics
I'm imagining you laughing scouse hyena hysterics
Well guess what Alex Queercat I really cant find
Enough words for laughing to fill the 8 lines
I may go over and lyric til ten
While you get your hand out your pants and pick up your pen
So get busy now and put pen to paper
and get you hand off your mum's tits its my turn to rape her

Blew your chattings getting like the Queerkat
man the fuck up and give us less of all that
Your rhyming is normally tight and precise
you sounding like Queerkat with his nuts in a vice
Back onto Nightmare making Queerkat choke,
he deserves nothing less as an EMCEE hes jokes
Maybe now its tiiime for Al to acknowledge,
he should really pack up and fuck off to college
Learn about english and writing a rhyme,
then comeback to battle and give us a good time
Cos right now his bad back is giving him gip
and its getting bad time reading all of his shit
He probably will come back and rhyme it the biggun
and hope that for Nanrape Blew gets packed off to prison