Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

A glass boy can you really afford that?
I thought you'd be drinking from your sweaty sports hat
as for the grass I recommend you quit
because my man you'll dream some dog is well fit
tell me about the homos I also aint into that
I'd rather some ho who was sweaty and fat
so here I am back fighting my own corner
stand united big up this foreigner

hip hop tip top u guys cant rap,
it is realy smellin like my crap,
if u want summin thumpin boltin and frightnin
go down the park and drink white lightenin
you realy need to fuckin work it out, cuz as far as i kno all ya do is shout
camp is cool, if ya a crazy fool
goin on the grass is all jus a laff
keepin it short keepin it simple
but for fuck sake put away ya thimble
a kno ya like it i kno its cool
but u mother fucker all u can is drool



keep it real yo

i dont big up any foreigner,its againt my rules,
now i could be really harsh, but im not ridicule,
and when i chat my rhymes you know i dont stall,,
now please dont insult me recardo coz its not cool,
not too sure, but have you ever played pool,
i will get a footie sock and, inside goes the ball,
smack over the head, you blood begings to drule,
i dont wear sweaty sports cap, i wear a tn you fool.

verbal diahreaa, shittin yoru words out in clumps
count 1to 8 and finish it off ya cunt
now kiron, no need to apologise, i know your game
when i turn by back youll be robbing my bike frame
better watch my phone, my trainers and my beer
you might be robbing my bottle to twat ricardo the queer
and if i said i was triyng to rap, id rhyming it with crap jgaloo
hip hope is way beter, didnt spawn cheddar like you

i wont nick your bike frame,
i`ll get on crimestoppers, my 15 minuites of fame,
now i feal appauled, now that for sure aint my game,
i really didnt want you to know that, its a real shame,
i gonna sell my soul to the devil, jump in front of a train,
or i`ll happily go singing in the rain, dont matter its all the same,
i dont understand, who is jgaloo,
is she the one you gang raped with your crew?

i dont giv a fuck, your shit is wack
jus pure muck, all that crap
elysium buzzinta, robba aint him
cant realy tell tho when ya avin a tin
fast track fast track, all ya do is play back,
so pha,t a got ya ha,t right gonna burn dat
kiss my ass and suck my dick
a might be a noob but i aint a prick!

no offence 2 no 1 innit

safe blud lol

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wo0 you should have gone to the bar and chilled with a smirnoff,
sat and calmed down,10 minuites later go and rip her fucking face off,
who was this person that put her foot in your puke, who is she a friend of
should have hit her,wo0 you should have pushed lizzy away,
if she stopped me hitting her, we wouldnt be friends today,
becoz i would have showed her the beating in a kung fu way,
i would have got her on her knees and made her cry and pray,
the guys keep away from her, they wouldnt fuck it if she offered to pay

E L Y S I U M how do you pronounce that


you pronounce it like this...
elysium

so Riccardo you're a foreigner, well this isn't eurovision
and if it were then "nil poi" for every last rhyme that you've written
you won't do time in prison but you think its "chico time"
my first decision when you stepped in was "he can't ryhme!"
and all the talk of Kiron being a chav is like flogging a dead horse
he'll just cut your jugular with his pint glass and start flobbing on your corpse
your an annoying pointless character like dobby the dwarf
so go join the foreign legion and head back to the port!

Like Kiron said no offence!

Peace!

*burps*

better out than in Groover was that last nights curry?
ten bunas, 5 popadums, 20 beers and some chutney!
did you "order it from Zanzibar" like tenacious D?
don't burp! watch your manners if your facing me!
did you expect you could leave us, come back, belch, and do one?
and go back to feltching, vanessa felps, no doubt thats screwed up!
so put down the naan and sweep the crumbs off your shirt
you can come and have a battle and still leave room for dessert!

so Riccardo you're a foreigner, well this isn't eurovision
and if it were then "nil poi" for every last rhyme that you've written
you won't do time in prison but you think its "chico time"
my first decision when you stepped in was "he can't ryhme!"
and all the talk of Kiron being a chav is like flogging a dead horse
he'll just cut your jugular with his pint glass and start flobbing on your corpse
your an annoying pointless character like dobby the dwarf
so go join the foreign legion and head back to the port!

Like Kiron said no offence!

Peace!
Who laughed: wo0-TeamCunt, RICARDO, kironb, Elysium-Buzzingtalk and babys-got-a-temper
This made me laugh!
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Posted 6 hours ago

safe loads of peeps laughed at that one!
feeling the love battlers big up yourselves!

haha, brap brap

Sorry O-Man but I was feeling a bit gastro'
I'd better nip and buy some Rennies from Tesco
I'm feeling uncomfortable.. oh when will I learn
Mutton Vindalo always gives me fucking heartburn
I thought I'd get a takeaway and catch up on this thread
Plenty of Beer, Pilau Rice, Vindalo and Naan Bread
Fuck here I go again *B-E-L-C-H...G-A-G* eugh yuck!!!
When I just burped I had a Gastro-oesophageal reflux!

now to day is another day, but for me a bad one,
ive been pissed off all day, can anyone get me a gun?
some silly wanker called dan thinks to hit my mate is fun,
now we shall see about this boy, i swear to god your time is done.
then i get hit with some more bad news, what the fuck why me?
i aint done fuck all wrong, but now i will you just watch and see,
i thought i`d tell you all how my day has gone, how has yours been?
this boy is gonna get bashed up, by far the worst you have ever seen!!

safe blood make sure you record the beating on your phone
make sure its stolen from his pocket and send it to his home
wear a bandana over your mouth and a hat to cover your eyes
kick him in the head let it be him to know who you despise
ive had a shit day also, got woken up by bashment
found out im minus £500 when i went to the cash point
someone is cookin bacon, that stuff is shit it fuckin reeks
but its all good, im off to Asia in 4 weeks

ha record it on my phone, no i wont cover my face,
while i bash him in the face, he sees my discrase,
teach him a good lesson, not to fuck with my mates,
he hangs around in cars with a bunch of gangsta fakes,
this will be the last ever mistake the boy ever makes,
neva let the lad walk again coz his legs im gonna break,
he`ll suffer with wounds worse than bites from a deadly snake
im thinking to hard now, i gone and got a fucking head ache,

chill winston chill have some of this
a two skin cone make ya feel bliss
people who hang in cars and think they are bad
make me laugh, cos they are always the ones who crash
then the police laugh at them, their parents are ashamed
their freinds abandon them when the accusations start flying
slutty girlfreinds alone crying, the prisons start trying
to reel them in, all because they werent watching the road