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Wed 18 Jun 2008

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 the only kind of punani chess players can ever get 
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Posted Mon 18 Aug 2008

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 Jodie Marsh would show these student types she wasnt as thick as the media made her out to be. She'd kick their asses at connect 4 anyday!!! 
Who laughed: LeperMessiah
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Posted Mon 18 Aug 2008
Edited Tue 19 Aug 2008
 the pressure was on... The loser had to clean out Dolly's well used snatch!!! 
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Posted Mon 18 Aug 2008
 With his new floppy hat affecting his hearing, Adrian was convinced his friends had asked him for a play chest 
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 Men Dressed like cunts and plastic chested women meant only one thing... Moneypenny's reunion was in full swing 
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Posted Mon 18 Aug 2008
 Warm Beer, Chess and a three piper with Victoria Beckham. Could it get any worse for lads? 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 touch me where i poo!!! 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 the bishop said he would never loojk at me that way..... honest!!! 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Having to make their own entertainment again, the boys realised that festivals arn't what they used to be. 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Pitch invasions are just a load of hot air  
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Porn to C4 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Purple sex-doll to king's bishop 8. Check. 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 untie her! she's sat on me pawn............ 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Erm fellas....I used superglue instead of lubricant, my cock's stuck. 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Hello boys, fancy some light relief? 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Fancy a spit roast, guys?" asks Paul Gardner while putting the sex doll aside. 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
Edited Wed 20 Aug 2008
 Paul Gardners inventred a new way to remove chess pieces from the board - not sure if Bettys to happy with it though! 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 hmmm.... mashed chess - whos go was it again? i'm sure shes just been... ang on, were spose to be playin Blackjack!!! 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Paul contemplates which chess piece to stick up the doll's fanny 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Jack melts the opposition's King with the heat from his face 
Who laughed: jacKofKats
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
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 So let me get this right when the purple love doll is in play you can take any three pieces off the board!? 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008

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