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Ibiza Rocks

Wed 18 Jun 2008

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 the only kind of punani chess players can ever get 
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Posted Mon 18 Aug 2008

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 Can you show me where the nasty man touched you? 
Who laughed: P1K3Y
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Can you take that bloody thing away, you know I can't think with a hard on! 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 Listen mate I cant help you get your W890i out her fanny I am trying to play a game of chess! 
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Posted Tue 19 Aug 2008
 It hurts when you put it in there, uncle Paul... 
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Posted Wed 20 Aug 2008
 I bet she's just been rooked 
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Posted Wed 20 Aug 2008
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 god complex ego maniac, manic depressive with personality disorder & sex addict playing chess. Just an average day at The Priory 
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Posted Wed 20 Aug 2008
Edited Wed 20 Aug 2008
 The concentration, the players were finding it hard with the female distraction. 
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Posted Thu 21 Aug 2008
 When the game had ended they played with MargyMarge, after which she felt quite diflated. 
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Posted Thu 21 Aug 2008
 ARE YOU SURE YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND COULD TEACH US HOW TO PLAY THIS DAM GAME JOSEPH? 
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Posted Thu 21 Aug 2008
 THEY EVEN HAD TO TIE A BLOW UP DOLL UP TO ACTUALY GET SOMEONE TO WATCH THE ANNUAL WORLD CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS!! (IN A FIELD) 
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Posted Thu 21 Aug 2008
 is this why you got me down here, when ya said foursome, i didnt have this down as top of the list 
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Posted Thu 21 Aug 2008
 listen mate, having sex with my fav blow up doll is one thing, but if you think you can tell me how to play my chess moves you got another thing coming, do one......................... 
Who laughed: jadeemma
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Posted Fri 22 Aug 2008
 jim tried to distract the opponants with his homeade wife, john and gary just simply wernt impressed, "talk to the beer, conehead 
Who laughed: jadeemma
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Posted Fri 22 Aug 2008
 the fine line between the upper and lower classes seems to slip away when the fluffy handcuffs come out! 
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Posted Fri 22 Aug 2008
 Checkmate 
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Posted Fri 22 Aug 2008
 Kerry Katona is trying a new quick get rich scheme. 
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Posted Fri 22 Aug 2008
 he was making a move but was taking the dolls ages for hers 
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Posted Tue 26 Aug 2008
 after a messy night on acid the chess referee's nitrous balloon seemed strangely attractive.... 
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