Sadly, our competition has come to an end. We've had some great captions over the last nine weeks, however as usual there can only be one winner... Or in this case... TWO!

The winning captions are...

EatStatic



Paedophant: 'That's it my dear just touch it on the end, then rub down the side like I showed you. If it starts squirting at you that's perfectly normal'.
and...


Dave-The-Rave-FLT09



The above photo shows 5 people having a right knee's up

And for the last time in our nine week competition, here are some of the other captions which made us laugh but didn't quite make the grade...






sstarski: Binny hendrix

Geordiesteve: Garry Glitters' 1st day in the Police protection programme went without a hitch.




SharonDutchCountry: Put a donk on it

Jonzeee: Argh I didn't realise my haemoroids had gotten so out of control!




mungiebee: Porn Queen I may be, but I told you, I DON'T DO EPHELUNTS!

Animal-TeamHypocrite: Come ere let me play with your trunkcheon,



jacKofKats: The giant god cocaine had just finished racking up a few lines of human

TOPCAT007: Irish clubbers misunderstand Madonna's call to "Get Into the Groove!

Geordiesteve: The birds shitting on the roof was becoming a real nuisance.

JohnB-DSI: fabe is lame

To the winners, please PM me your full name and address so I can send you your prizes.

Don't forget guys, that later today we will be announcing the winner of the overal funniest caption of the Ibiza Rocks competition. This person will win a holiday to Ibiza Rocks in Ibiza, courtesy of Sony Ericsson so GOOD LUCK!!!

I don't think Jason shares your sentiments but well done anyway. ;o)

YAYAYAYAY SPACK PICS!!!!!!!

hey!! nice one dave-the-rave! another fine entry!! made me laugh

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I almost feel like we should have a memorial service it's been around for so long.

What a crock. Tom's was genius, the other one's shit.

Ooooh me 'farmers are right playing oop!

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Holy shit, it looks like a Wii controller.

FRONT PAGE!!

Nah, I reckon he'll keep the Tesco phone and flog the other one.

PS: Well done Thomas! 'Bout time!

Thanks guys!


I thought Dave's was fucking funny to be fair, an extremely astutely observed pun! Mine was just paedophilic innuendo as usual. Oh well, stick to your strengths I suppose.

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have feeling this is going to become Tom's skank phone memorial thread.





PS: you should see the state of my phone. But I'm too lazy to ring T-Mobile to sort it out.

or the chin :o

Tom you look like an Eton boy who ate the pies in that pic.

he's not far off - have you met him dom? he is actually a toff

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Yes I have


Yes I did, you faceless fuck! Do one.