Sadly, our competition has come to an end. We've had some great captions over the last nine weeks, however as usual there can only be one winner... Or in this case... TWO!

The winning captions are...

EatStatic



Paedophant: 'That's it my dear just touch it on the end, then rub down the side like I showed you. If it starts squirting at you that's perfectly normal'.
and...


Dave-The-Rave-FLT09



The above photo shows 5 people having a right knee's up

And for the last time in our nine week competition, here are some of the other captions which made us laugh but didn't quite make the grade...






sstarski: Binny hendrix

Geordiesteve: Garry Glitters' 1st day in the Police protection programme went without a hitch.




SharonDutchCountry: Put a donk on it

Jonzeee: Argh I didn't realise my haemoroids had gotten so out of control!




mungiebee: Porn Queen I may be, but I told you, I DON'T DO EPHELUNTS!

Animal-TeamHypocrite: Come ere let me play with your trunkcheon,



jacKofKats: The giant god cocaine had just finished racking up a few lines of human

TOPCAT007: Irish clubbers misunderstand Madonna's call to "Get Into the Groove!

Geordiesteve: The birds shitting on the roof was becoming a real nuisance.

JohnB-DSI: fabe is lame

To the winners, please PM me your full name and address so I can send you your prizes.

Don't forget guys, that later today we will be announcing the winner of the overal funniest caption of the Ibiza Rocks competition. This person will win a holiday to Ibiza Rocks in Ibiza, courtesy of Sony Ericsson so GOOD LUCK!!!

done one :)

waaahahahhaha

lol

abuse of power?

edit - good skills mr fabe

Look again Spesh.

I would never do sucha thing anyway.

lies.

i wonder who teagan was?

Well their surname was Plaek Pibulsonggram so I think it narrows it down a bit.

Haha wasn't expecting my name to come up !

I'd like to thank the zero tolerance thread from which I took inspiration ;)

nice one Dave!

It only took you 9 weeks Tom you useless fuck.

Which week did you win your phone in?

I wasn't even trying Iain. If I had wanted to win a phone then I'd have just asked fabe to rig for me to win........we all know I'm his favourite.

dont mean to sound like a sore loser but i think the winnings ones were a bit weak no? ;)

paedophile elephant?...how "zany"

I had that same cell phone in Iraq! Those things can really take a beating/explosion/falling out of the helicopter... they are like the tank of phones!

But I like my Blackberry!

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Who won the Ibiza trip then?

Shut up you tosser you're just jealous that you never had your nuts sniffed on by elephant when you were younger.