I posted this in DD, but he's not around and I feel this is quite urgent...

"There are two ducks, one male one female outside my work. They were there when I arrived this morning. There are no ponds around as far as I know.

I've just been outside, and they ran over to me - I think they're hungry.

Apart from feeding them bread, what shall I do with them? What can I do with them? Or shall I just leave them to it in the hope they find their own way home eventually, that is if they don't get run over by the dozens of trucks that go back and forth.

I'm worried about the poor things :("

What should I do JackOfChatters?

Nope, they're back again...

Why don't you try and make them sing?

Why don't you try and make them sing?

why?

Why don't you try and make them sing?

why?

It would be good for them.

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Here they are...



I've decided to call them Romeo and Juliette as I think they have eloped for a romantic break together.. how cute :D

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I've decided to call them Romeo and Juliette as I think they have eloped for a romantic break together.. how cute :D

You do know they died don't you?

You do know they died don't you?

ah... erm... I didn't even think about that :|

Here they are...

I wouldn't worry about them, they're Mallards - they're about as rare as rats.

I didn't read the book. were they run over?

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they're about as rare as rats.

That's not the point though is it? They don't carry nasty diseases do they?

You and BoWzer should seriously get married.

because?

Animals with green heads are wicked. Fact.

They don't carry nasty diseases do they?

They're only the best long distance carrier of Bird Flu.

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They're only the best long distance carrier of Bird Flu.

They look alright to me, no snotty noses or anything.

They're only the best long distance carrier of Bird Flu.

yeah but the Drake has a green head so it's fucking ace! bird flu schmird flu innit.

Because this is as shitty a thread as any of his.

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