As promised IainC has some exciting news about something big that's going down in the world of Jam at the end of this month, he's passed it onto me to pass on to you guys:

A new kind of Jamm for the masses

After an initial trial in November 2005 Brixton man Michael Collins has announced his intention to unleash an unrivalled Jamm experience on the final Friday of March 2006. By personally selecting the cream of the crop Mr Collins aims to bring something new to Jamm lovers everywhere with his latest offering in Brixton.

Jamm lovers turning up to sample Mr Collins' offering can expect the kind of service that is very rare in modern day London. The trial offering was a family affair where Mr Collins was ably assisted by his mother and also his younger brother who both took up positions in front of house and in turn performed an excellent job of making sure that all guests were ushered into the building swiftly and once inside, ensured that all guests were able to whet their appetite on the most exquisite of appetisers.

Rumours and discussion about Mr Collins bringing his offering to the masses have unsettled major players in the UK jam industry for some time now. A spokesperson for Robinson's has publically stated, "Robinsons has no comment to make on this new offering at this time". However inside sources have said, "Management are up in arms about this - saying that something of this quality could mean disaster". F Duerr & Sons Ltd, the UK’s oldest remaining family owned preserves manufacturer, however has welcomed the news saying, "This will be a fine night for Jamm, if we weren't stuck up here in Wythenshawe we'd be down there sampling the delights ourselves".

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Mr Micheal Collins, haha... surely he has had his name changed by deed pole to Jnr J? LOL... can't wait!!!

Is going to be awsome!! Jnr J YES YES YES YES YES YES!! ....and YES!

Bring it on!

I can't wait to sample this particular type of Jamm, especially since I missed the last taste testing session!

Mark

I have all my shares in Robinsons when I first got whiff of this Jnr product, some call it insider trading I just call it backing the right horse (thats Jnr Neigh....)

What do you call a DJ horse with a nigerain's girl's haircut.... ;-)

dont forget Jnr Tray (DJ with nigerian girls haircut and cup of tea on his head)

IF this site was in black and white.. ITs Be Jnr Gray.

These are not mine, but we laughed so much I have to share them with you all.....

DJ with a Nigerian girl's haircuit wearing a pink feather bao and calling you 'daaarlling'?

DJ with a Nigerian's girl's haircut who looks sedated in a corner of a club dribbling and staring at his fingers?

Answers on a postcard... and make up some more!!!!!

Buddie in btw, see you Friday (I may be dressed in Dutch 'custome' -after a lot of 'Dutch courage'???-)!!!!

The first has to be Jnf Gay... the latter escapes me...

Jnr K off course! ;-)

I came here to find hot news about Jnr J... Not your twos rubbish jokes

Pah! You're just jealous you're not as genius as Frank and didn't come up with any of that rubbish yourself ;-)

PS: hot jam? simple; ad jar of jam to boiling water... really!

I want to come to this night and was gonna bring a few of my mates off the cyber scene - mainly because everyone told me how good it is...

Hi Jack!! ....You won't get disappointed!!

after the weekend i've just had at tidy, there's no fooking way i'm going to be disappointed.

Excellent!!! ....You well deserve then a touch of Jnr's Jamm!!! :-)

jnr's jamm on hot buttered toast.