Hi All,

On Sunday 6th May (Bank Holiday weekend) we'll be cruising down the Thames aboard the good ship Dixie Queen for a special boat party. Check the event link above for info. Tickets are available at £20, plus £6 return coach to Chelmsford if you want it, but are selling fast so let us know if you fancy it so you don't miss out.

BOAT PARTIES ROCK !!!

BennyC

OK, I got the name of the boat wrong. Apparently it's the Golden Jubilee. But hey, who cares. It's a f* ckin boat, and BOAT PARTIES ROCK !!

Am I right? or am I right? am I right? right? right right? right? (name the film).

BennyC

Ahoy there shipmate!
Should be a quality day out, I'll be there!
Not sure of the film, sounds like "sexy beast"?
Am I right? or am I right? am I right? right? right right? right?.

Blisterin Barnacles Mr Wedgewood. Your wrong. The film is not 'sexy beast'.

In fact I've never heard of that film. What the hell is it?

Aha! I thought I was right. Bollox! "Sexy Beast" is well funny, got Ray Winstone and Ben Kingsley in it. It's about some gangsta who's living in Spain and this geezer tries to "persuade" him to go back to London for one last job..

Sounds like quite a good film to me. Weird name though if you ask me. Should be called 'The Last Bad Deed' or 'Back In the Wrong Company' or something like that.

No, my film stars Bill Murray and Andie Macdowell.

Of course! Groundhog day! "I promise I won't touch you...much!" Quality film

Yes indeed, Groundhog Day.

Nedddd Ryyydersonnn .... PUNCH.

Love it !

So, back to this boat party. Do you think we should bring anything? Yellow Rain Macks... Anchors... Fishing Rods... ??

Fishing rods? Only thing you'll catch on the Thames is a cold mate! Unless Captain Birdseye is coming - only the best for the captain's table!!!!