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DSI'ers in Focus... Tindra
That's right the loveable feature known as DSI'ers in Focus is back* to expose those hidden lives of some of your favourite users.

*by back I mean that I've got off my ass and done one for a change and in so far as it being back; well I think it's safe to assume it's an impromptu feature ';oP


This week is the turn of the Tindra the Swede (sadly I discovered that you need to give a sketch artist a few more details than that caption if you want a realistic counterpart):

Thankfully if you jiggle about with the lighting you get a more realistic image:


Not one to shy away from the well lit photograph Tindra has faced many problems with the obvious gathering of midges, moths and other small flying beasties (the leprechaun RAF is no laughing matter). Sick of continually getting shot in the eye on many an occasion, the young Tindra can often be seen sporting her essential purchase.



Ever since she were a wee nipper dancing merrily in the tulip fields under the shadow of the grand windmill tree high up yonder hillock, she dreamt of pulling stroppy faces as all those whom were apposed to her love of cyber.


As she 'matured' she developed a more extensive wardrobe and now boasts having more colours than the rainbow, which caused major controversy with the leprechaun community. Whom were so aghast they took her hostage to cast a ye olde worlde curse upon her for the rest of her life and presented her with 4 choices:

#1 - A straight up shot to the head


#2 - Gurn for your life


#3 - Become the living embodiment of a drugs caddy (thankfully the other leprechauns weren't in league with the pixie's, as they have quite similar yet vicious 'living piniata' curses)


#4 - Ride with the wind


Tindra took it in her stride tho and replied:



Thankfully Tindra is a very adaptable and lateral minded individual, when she arrived home later that day to find she was indeed cursed to ride like the wind, she was able to quickly mount a child's tricycle. As time progressed she has been more creative in her ways of coping and did indeed cope with the unfortunate wind side effect, with the cover under the rouse of 'vegetarianism'. As for the riding part; insider sources claim there is a perfectly good 'portable' reason she's always smiling!
hahaha...about time you did another one of these!!!

i knew there was a reason i loved her so much!!! pmsl
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Posted Sat 15 Sep 2007
Even if you just look at the pictures, it sums up Miss.Tindra oh so very well!....
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Posted Sat 15 Sep 2007
Bane - I can't believe you have just shattered the sweet innocent impression I had off her !
Who laughed: bAnE
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Posted Sat 15 Sep 2007
single handedly i might add!!!
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Posted Sat 15 Sep 2007
Bane - I can't believe you have just shattered the sweet innocent impression I had off her !

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
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Posted Sat 15 Sep 2007
*wipes tears from face*

That's fucking hilarious!



Aaaww, this is how we met, bAnE! Me stamping my feet on the ground, threatening to destroy you with a dildo, and you walking away, whistling and singing "ner ner ner ner ner".

I love you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Who laughed: CantStayInDotCom and bAnE
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Posted Sat 15 Sep 2007
Ha ha bloody funny.:)
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Posted Mon 17 Sep 2007
lol thats absolutely hilarious
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Posted Tue 18 Sep 2007
love it hun xxx
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Posted Tue 18 Sep 2007
hahahahaha excellent! x
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Posted Wed 19 Sep 2007
lol
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Posted Wed 19 Sep 2007

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