There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your
mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out
of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the
emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed
even if the keypad is locked. I don't suggest trying it out as you could be
wasting someones valueable time, but certainly worth making a note of for
future reference if you ever found yourself in that situation.

SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the
spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from
your cell phone.


Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at
your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on
their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to
drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of
miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for
your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over
a mobile phone!"

THIRD Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a
50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your
mobile next time.

FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on
your phone: * # 0 6 #


A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your
handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get
stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They
will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the
SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your
phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it
either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing
mobile phones.

You can use your phone as an instrument of pleasure in case you've left your dildo at home...
How?
Get someone to call you and place in desired location. the vibrations will definitely get you off.
Make sure that you turn your voicemail off before you do this though - cutting out on the point of orgasm is never very good...

the vibrations will definitely get you off.

Hmm.. depends on what brand. My Sony Ericsson has got a shit vibrator built in. Mark's on the other hand....

Hmm.. depends on what brand. My Sony Ericsson has got a shit vibrator built in. Mark's on the other hand....

Yeah but mine is much bigger and better and thats why you married me :) x

Mark's on the other hand....

Yeah but mine is much bigger and better and thats why you married me

well apparently she prefers quality over quantity....

;o)

well apparently she prefers quality over quantity....

Both would be nice. :oP