spuds added :-)

why is it when?
you leave you wife for a younger model!
you do everything you've always wanted to do but haven't be allowed too do!
and you go out and buy yourself a sports car!
do people say your going through a mid life crisis...........

personally i'm calling it fooking Heaven not a crisis!

answers on a postcard!

why is it when?
you leave you wife for a younger model!
you do everything you've always wanted to do but haven't be allowed too do!
and you go out and buy yourself a sports car!
do people say your going through a mid life crisis...........

personally i'm calling it fooking Heaven not a crisis!

answers on a postcard!


Its just what woman say to help them deal with the fact that they're old, fat, boring, don't like doing "your" thing (even though we sit for hours in shops saying, ohh you look nice!) and would rather buy a new washing machine than a red sports car!....... So you get a younger model that'll put up with you!

In fact you can't have a red sports car in case other woman look at you.............. THATS THE POINT!!!

In fact you can't have a red sports car in case other woman look at you..............

I haven't! i've got a red probe (thats fucked at the mo as well, using my gas than a Hummer!)

Alright... Sports Coupe then!!!

Get a Lexus, mines got great fuel consumption considering the nuclear power plant under the bonnet, its quicker... oh and the tyres stay on!! lol!

Not done the crash test yet...... reckon Lola Kitchen would be a good target for that one!

In fact you can't have a red sports car in case other woman look at you.............. THATS THE POINT!!!

he can have the red one just not the yellow one.

he can have the red one just not the yellow one.

i've decided to go for the black instead!!!!!

you go out and buy yourself a sports car!

Flash not a gd idea your a madman behind a wheel.

Flash not a gd idea your a madman behind a wheel.

you wait till this little baby's parked in the drive, with the private plate on it......

F145Hxx

Looks more like FISH!

fl4sh , how does that look like fish once the numbers have been rounded it will look spot on fella.......

i know, just messin ;p

Many of you have seen these, but still these are funny! Although not at the time...... my head really hurt!









Anyone need a lift home after D*TACHED??

wtf, how ever did you manage that???????

I know your a big lad but were you that desparate for a sandwich?????
Don't you think resorting to a ram raid was a little over the top..................

I know your a big lad but were you that desparate for a sandwich?????

we were on our way to get food actually but it seems he just couldn't wait!

NOT AT ALL! i wanted a new car and couldn't wait.....


But that ham and mustard baguet really took the edge off!

Flash i think me and Tubs should beat u 4 all the Fat remarks wot u think TUBS lets beat that skinny OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd GIT up!!!!!!!

NOT AT ALL! i wanted a new car and couldn't wait.....

It s good how you managed to park in that yellow box.



Flash i think me and Tubs should beat u 4 all the Fat remarks wot u think TUBS lets beat that skinny OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd GIT up!!!!!!!

Age Vs Weight, which is best? there's only one way to find out..............

Flash i think me and Tubs should beat u 4 all the Fat remarks wot u think TUBS lets beat that skinny OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd GIT up!!!!!!!

remember when you first met me Mr Burch, i was old and fat............
If ya get on top now and then rather than letting clair do all the work, it'd help!

trust me, it worked for me!!!!

remember when you first met me Mr Burch, i was old and fat............
If ya get on top now and then rather than letting clair do all the work, it'd help!

trust me, it worked for me!!!!

How rude

How rude

me rude, would you like to air the little story you told us at Nige's BBQ a couple of weeks ago, about fluids???? lol