KOTG Returns NEXT WEEK !!!

Saturday 29th Sept

To mark the launch of Bar Cuba's transformation into 'THE FUNKY BUDDHA' !

Yes that's right, Cuba has had a face lift and a rebrand and it's looking better than ever ! Restyled & refurbished with a new chillout area, refurbed clubzone and terrace. WE did the opening party, we did the 1st birthday party, and now KOTG bring you the re launch party !!!

Bar opens 8pm : KOTG DJ's 10pm to 2am

Deep / Funky / Electo / Tech House

Drinks promos : Carling £2 pint / Sol £1.50 bottle / Shots £1

Right ok.

Being the youngest of the bunch, I am proposing a competition on who is what in my life..

Alber -
Fullers -
Mabby -
Robbins -
Dan -
Walshy -
Coxy -
Phil Thump -
Gary (yea boi) -

Sensible answers. Best set wins a pint and a cuba shot on Saturday..

Ill be your mirror
Reflect what you are, in case you dont know
Ill be the wind, the rain and the sunset
The light on your door to show that youre home

When you think the night has seen your mind
That inside youre twisted and unkind
Let me stand to show that you are blind
Please put down your hands
cause I see you

I find it hard to believe you dont know
The beauty that you are
But if you dont let me be your eyes
A hand in your darkness, so you wont be afraid

When you think the night has seen your mind
That inside youre twisted and unkind
Let me stand to show that you are blind
Please put down your hands
cause I see you

Ill be your mirror

Give the drink to Robbins. Cutting and pasting lyrics from the internet is an oft forgotten art.


and Im a bit busy trying to work out if I've put in too much oregano and basil into this ragu sauce

I was hoping for more of a response from u working adults.

CHECK MY THEORY!!

So there a re lots of Birthdays this Saturday right?

29th September is 9 months 4 days after xmas day/ 8 months 2 days away from new years eve.

All u peoples born late September were the result of festive sex!!

HAH!

I was hoping for more of a response from u working adults.

I am thinking as I am niece and nephew duty...

All u peoples born late September were the result of festive sex!!

Noooooooooooooo, I hate Xmas.

I know mate. Im on the 25th, which is actually a christmas shag! I kept asking my sister...

"so what was it you got for Xmas that year? Coz I bet you were sitting there playing with it when Mum and Dad were upstairs AT IT"

Im cleaning the vomit from my carpet right now.

"so what was it you got for Xmas that year? Coz I bet you were sitting there playing with it when Mum and Dad were upstairs AT IT"

That is pretty much exactly the response i was looking for.

And i knew that it would come from you as well u filthy bastard.

Great minds..

Great minds..

So not, you sick twisted pair of boys!

Been a bit busy this week so missed a lot of this but I will address each thing in turn:

who is what in my life..

Coxy -
You are MY life


Ill be your mirror
That's what you could look like in 20 years if you don't clean up your act!

if I've put in too much oregano and basil into this ragu sauce
Was it dried or fresh oregano? It does make quite a difference

result of festive sex
Great - I love it!

I hate Xmas
See above - how can you not like christmas (sex)

I kept asking my sister...
Oh Fullers!

Sarah - I love you more than life itself.

I will never look as gay as Robbo..

I will never look as gay as Robbo..

You look gayer now.......

Alber - Your Obi Wan

You look gayer now.......

Alber - Your Obi Wan

Im choosing to ignore that comment Alfalfa..

But yes, you are indeed my Obi Wan