Did you ever stop and wonder why...............

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

lol
they are very puzzling questions
make you think

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

lol

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

lol

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

they dont wanna be re incarnated as aids sufferers

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

its just hope that it may work rather than gettin up n gettin exercise

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

so they dont have 2 brush their hair

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

so its funny wen someone who has a lisp tells you about their lisp! and usually their names have "s"'s in them!

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

haha

Did you ever wonder why an Orange is called an Orange (well they are Orange Coloured) and why is an Apple not called a Green (even though they are green)???

apples can be red and green! thats whhhyyyy!

So why not call them red and greens??

Ok so why is a lime not called a green?? They are always green

not if u got exotic torn limes






(limes that i shuv up my bum and shit out.... no prizes for guessin their brown)

PMSL......

:-)