Now we have all had at least one bad sexual experience where at the time you either thought fuck no not me please !!! or thought omfg what the fuck is he/she doing ...........or better still looked and thought what the fuck is that?!?!?!

i want to hear them to c`mon lets get them down

oooh sweetie this cud be a dangerous thread =0) i like it!!

You know i like to live close to the edge ;)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

i hate hairy fanny's and in my time i've seen a few which seriously turns me off. other than that if it's clean and doesn't smell i'm happy.

oh and i hate it when a girl cant grasp the idea of not using her teeth so much.

i don't want say to much but


braces + blow job = painnnnnn

and not the nice kind of pain

lol i'll have to contribute in a min ;0)

braces + blow job = painnnnnn

HAHAHAHAHA edz u legend

That actually made me laugh out loud whilst Dubya was on the mic then lol im sure all the listeners must have heard me

in fact thinking about it i've a fair few shit experiences.

i remember about 8 years ago after djing i took this girl to her house, went upstairs and just before i entered she said 'hang on i have to go to the toilet now, ive been constipated since yesterday'.

i went home not long after, actually thats a lie i fell to sleep for a bit then went to community service lol. happy memories

omg thats fuckin hilarious!!

Oooh lemme think... ill get back to this one hehe!

lol this thread will defo be interesting

it wasn't at the time i tell ya.
one way to get rid of hardon.

ive been shit on by accident before aswell. i was on viagra and coke and going at it like a nutter doing anal and i slipped out but so did her dinner. went all over me and the hotel room lol. she didnt have a clue and was saying 'put it back in' ha ha ha ha i still think its the funnyest thing thats ever happened to me.

we carried on after she cleaned up.

the next day waiting for a taxi was a bit weird tho. didn't know what to talk about.

she told me she took the sheets with her in a carryer bag and dumped them in a skip near her house lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rcaine thats a horror !!!

i know man.
funny story to tell when im in the pub tho

I was nearly crying then reading that wahahahaha

ha ha ha ha.
i told that story to some mates in a pub garden the once not realising how loud i was till someone pointed it out lol.
i wasn;t bothered but the old people sitting near us didn't look too pleased ha ha ha

hahaha i still cant get over how funny that is lol

Well regardless of weather u believe me or not, im a virgin, i have absolutely no sexual experience as yet, but i cant wait.