Hi all. Back from Florida after a nice long break and everything seems like a night in with the Fowlers from Eastenders. Someone please put me out of my misery.

At work now and its seems like a half a day yet its only 1045. Not sure if I can survive the climate here in the office and it feels like ive lost of memory. "Whats this left mouse button for?"

Anyone who has sent me a pm over the last 3 and a half weeks can you please resend. I dont really feel up for searching thru 100 plus pages of crap lol.

Hope ive been missed, sorry I meant, I fucking want to have been missed!!!

I am just getting over my jet lag and cold so should get myself sorted and adjusted soon. Sorry to all at Cruze In and Epidemik who was expecting me but due to a long flight, no sleep and bad weather was not able to make it.

Had an amazing time over there in the states and really would move over there for good. Anyone wanna sort me out some money to help me live the dream? pm me

Speak n see ya all soon

Glad you had a wicked time mate:)

Our plan and dreams also are to up sticks and move over to the states eventually..maybe in 5 or 6 years time!

Oh no, he made it back :-(

i need to do it in 5 or 6 days. cant take this. want my tropical sunshine and dennys cafe again.

anything happen while i woz away worth mentioning?

i thought you paid them off to get rid of that plane?

welcome back h8r

we had the hater awards 2008 - go check it out ;)

just seen it. nice lol

anyone know where i can buy a good sharp knife i can cut my throat with? think it should be brand new for this special moment in my life

i look out of the window and want to die more. why the fuck did i come back noooooooooooooo

sean - dont die - think of all the people in the world that are less fortunate than yourself - think of all the people that would miss you - dont be so selfish!










also, if i have to suffer this shit hole country then i can take some solace in the fact that you are too!

i married a fish.....turns out it cant cook...so im trying to get it annulled!!

you married that fish in the eyes of cod our lord.

i know that it is legally binding because you soddomised the poor trollop.

you need to be put back in your plaice, its not a red herring, it is a real life situation.

also to annul this wedding it is going to cost you a few squid, why dont you mull-et over for a few days before you make your mind up.

turn up the tunas - drop the bass - you never know, you might become a prawn again christian.











*sorry*

1 hr of work to go. anyone from orlando who wants to marry me just to get me over there again please pm

would like ya not to be a ming but if it cant be helped then im still game

this woman is available........apparently you need to watch her though mate, she has a tendancy of having a short fuse!

i brought a 99 cent towel from that lady. good fucking towel

i must say that the fat problem over there woz no way near as bad as 4 years ago. still got some wikid pics and vids tho. whack them online soon for our enjoyment ;)

excellent