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Do's and Don'ts...
FairyLiquidBaby
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Don't Fart In a Gimp Suit

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RobMarchant-DIG
Matt-Farrell said:
but he moved at the last second so I missed and knocked over a pile of lettuces.

Hahaha!
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
The-O-Man
slimmatt said:
you will bleed for england if you nick the skin

I know this, I felt like the guy in Stand By Me who finds a leech on his knob.
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
davenewt
Funbunnyraychal said:
I don't like toasted soldiers though.

If they're not toasted, they can't be soldiers. Soldiers have to stand up straight.

If you prefer conscientious objectors with your boiled egg, that's fine though.
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
gOatOfmEndEs
FairyLiquidBaby said:
Do's and Don'ts...

Do put an apostrophe in Don'ts.

Don't put an apostrophe on Dos.

:p
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
Robin-ya-Moonshine
IainC said:
Do remember that "Defrost mode" on toasters is just a marketing gimmick - just put the bread in and toast it!

TheQueenB said:
You can toast frozen bread.

Do read entire thread.
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
TheQueenB
Robin-ya-Moonshine said:
Do read entire thread.

Do have a wash sometimes.
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
Robin-ya-Moonshine
I know Stew needs to shower upto 39 times a day due to feces problem but most of us can survive on one a day =D
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
Raa
Do: enjoy wearing ladies panties if that's what floats your boat

Don't: mention you enjoy wearing ladies panties on a widely used forum, let alone film it for your adoring public to enjoy too
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Posted Mon 09 Nov
galixea
Do: wear clean socks.

Don't: put your feet near my face, even if your socks are clean. It's rude. Your feet smell, whether you admit it or not. Plus, they've been touching the ground all day, and that's got all kinds of germs on it that don't need to be near my face.
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Posted Fri 13 Nov
Matt-Farrell
Do walk really slowly across a pedestrian crossing when there is a cyclist coming towards you who has jumped a red light.
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Posted Fri 13 Nov
FairyLiquidBaby
DON'T KEEP CHANGING DESIGNS ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN SIGNED OFF AND GONE INTO PRODUCTION YOU ABSOLUTE COCK SUCKING WANKER!
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Posted Fri 13 Nov
FairyLiquidBaby
ahhhh, that's better :)
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Posted Fri 13 Nov
Damien-Davis
Matt-Farrell said:
Do walk really slowly across a pedestrian crossing when there is a cyclist coming towards you who has jumped a red light.

Do drive really close to cyclists forcing them off the road, after they have been riding slowly in front of you in the middle of the road for 1/2 a mile!!
:)
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Posted Fri 13 Nov
Funbunnyraychal
Don't drive at 40mph in a 60 zone.

Fuckwits.
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Posted Fri 13 Nov
Love-Lizard
Dont nag me to do something mid-mix

Do wait the 45 seconds until I'm finished
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Posted Mon 16 Nov
Funbunnyraychal
Don't fashion a top out of a pair of fishnet tights.

No you haven't got away with it, everyone knows it's really a pair of tights, and yes, you do look like a twat.
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Posted Mon 16 Nov
peachystew-TC
Funbunnyraychal said:
Don't fashion a top out of a pair of fishnet tights.

No you haven't got away with it, everyone knows it's really a pair of tights, and yes, you do look like a twat.

Is that why you and Iain split?
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Posted Mon 16 Nov
Funbunnyraychal
peachystew-TC said:
Is that why you and Iain split?

Yes. My fashion advice only goes so far, and i don't particularly like to be associated with anyone that fashions tops out of something you should wear on your feet.

The blueprints for a sock bra just sent me over the edge.
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Posted Mon 16 Nov
Pixie-TB-PR
Don't put patè with noodles.
Was more of a good idea at the time thing.
Who laughed: Turtle-in-a-Trolley
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Posted Thu 19 Nov
yogi69
Pixie-TB-PR said:
Don't put patè with noodles.
Was more of a good idea at the time thing

was that sober thinkin?
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