...then again, maybe they're telling you not to drink too much, else you'll think you're Carl Cox despite having no needles, no mixer, and no record on either turntable.

They were obv too busy making sure they got a shot of her cleavage in to worry about the decks!

She looks pretty dim. He's probably already convinced her that he's 'shredding the decks', whilst his iPod quietly plays the latest Krafty Kuts mix over the sound system.

He looks like Gavin Henson would if he had aids.

Comment on Wubs page cracked it...

"Vodka....tastes so good you wont need a mixer".