I would be a lot older but my folks were shy, I like apple pie on sundays, I look crap in photos but am actually a hunky sex god in the flesh, I like country and western, (well Dolly Partons mambos if that qualifies) I like eating cake but it makes me a bat fastard, I get wet when it rains, I still have all my teeth and have never owned a combe. Think that sums me up, oh one more thing I have a long finger nail on my left hand which I use to pick my nose, but I don't eat it anymore !! well sometimes when no one is looking.

I've posted 40 comments, I've not posted in the live-chat yet, and I've been spotted 16 times.