As far as dance music goes, if it's not trance then I'm not interested! I love Crasher and Passion, but Godskitchen is my local and I can usually be found down the front with the Telford Fismits.

I've also got a soft spot for stuff like the Kaiser Chiefs, Arctic Monkeys and Hard-Fi (proper singing and proper bands, you know what I mean) and when I'm not pratting about in clubs then I'm busy working in admin in a school and doing a part-time degree in Humanities. Suppose that I should mention the bloke really...Ant - he's a teacher, he's a scouser and I think he's fucking ace.

Until I'm ready to grow up and act my age I'll carry on chicken dancing and having a laugh (usually at my own expense) with my beloved nutters! Until that day I work to live, not live to work - it's all about playtime!

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