If a sheep is a sheep then what is the plural for many sheep? Sheeps!! If not why not? If I hang-glided as a hang-glider, when I tell somone what I did at the weekend is it ok to say I hang-gliddided?? And why do 24 hour shops have lockable doors and alarms fitted??

Maybe I am wierd but these are the things I think about everyday I wake up! And yet I have never touched drugs even though I have clubbed with the best of them for many, many years!

I have been on this site since 2004, appeared on Channel 4 with the DSI boys due to the fact that I produced the Pillow Fight Club and a number of DSI Broadcast videos.

I also help promote "Bambina" and run my own night when I feel the need called "The Funky Superheroes".

I am a pro-spotter and official photographer for Pushca and a regular at every event and believe me it is the place to be seen if you are lucky enough to ever come along.

I also work for the BBC and run my own media production company called "Planet TV Ltd." where we specialise in creating music videos and branding for upcoming new bands and talent.

If you see me out be sure to come and say hi unless I owe you money, especially if you want a photo!!

I've posted 1,815 comments, 9,058 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 143 times.