The names James, im 21, i live in Sunny Maidstone in Kent for all of you who do not know where Maidstone is…it is a complete dive!! I try and get out of the county every weekend if I can to see all of my wicked mates I have met through clubbing!



I adore going clubbing where eva it be - Tidy weekenders, London, Slinky (ex-opera house!!), Ibiza (woooo!) The Emporium (awesome club but in the middle of no-where!) and other places blah blah meh….!

I also like: Getting trashy, mixing (techno,trance,harddance etc.), apples (granny smith only! + without skin), bovril on toast but with butter, orange juice - without bits, coffee but with milk in first cause otherwise the coffee gets burnt – bad bad BAD!, not going to work, waking up and realising you havent got work, Team America, Spongebob Squarepants, wholenut chocolate but suprisingly not Cadburys (s'not the best), Hollyoaks omnibus (which im not proud of), having a shower, laughing so much nothing comes out, normal laughing, making ponds, meeting randoms, random things happening, salad fingers, watching people play stuff like silent hill but not actually playing it, kittens/cats!!!, having money/getting paid, KFC twister meal, when vinyl arrives & all my DSI friends!!! ooo & flapjacks

I hate: Shell, Jules, Milk on its own, mashed potato, peas, liver in food, mushy peas, pies (pork pies are ok), waiting for buses, waiting in general, being skint, Maidstone nightlife, just Maidstone - haha, when it rains, when people moan about any type of weather (no-ones eva satisfied!!), heights, the sea & sealife (REALLY freaks me out - anything that lives in the water is just wrong!) when nothings on the telly, hypocrisy, going to the loo at work, embarrassing myself in public, hangovers, coming home from holiday, awkward silences, doing washing/ironing/drying, ugly people who slag of the opposite sex for not being 'fit enough', really old people who go clubbing, rude bus drivers who only say goodbye to the women when you get off the bus ooooo and and!!!! when ppl stand up to get off the bus way before its going to stop! wots the fucking point!!??! photos of myself when i look fooked! loosing things, watering plants, running out of loo roll, running out of petrol, being bored, warm beer, shit sex, when it snows and doesn’t lay, driving home from tidy (6hrs!!!), oh yeh going back to the pie thing and that i dont like fish - FISH PIE is fucking bad! - the worst of all pies!! boy racers with standard cars haha, that lisa lashes is at the top of the list of djs on a flyer, snobs, people who are patriotic, when the sun is in your eyes, subway, the smell of subway, Americans (normally), hardcore, funky house, not having credit, tripping up in the middle of town haha!, politics, scroungers & being ill

+ I do like having a good maidstone moan!

'FAV QUOTES'

'are we live?' - carly hahaha

'skin up james!' - ash-lay!!

ALSO PLEASE DONT ADD ME TO YOUR BUDDY LIST FOR NIGHT PROMOS UNLESS I KNOW YOU! X

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Stonemouthers!! We count down every day until friday... We spend every minute of work daydreaming about the weekend.... we love getting together and getting bang on it!! We are... the STONEMOUTHERS!!!