Oh dear, Oh dear, just come back from Ibiza, I love it there so much!!!!! I dont think I have ever been so messy in all my life!!!!! Meet some awesome people out there, you know who you are!!!!!

If you understand the rest of my profile you will have a fighting chance understanding me!!! haha

Big it up to my Boppers Sir Sendington Bopalotington Sinselton the 3rd Duke of Boppington,
p-rang the 3rd, dodirtyg and Philinabop!! love ya guys!!!
I am happy to say that Alexa Chaffey & Jamie Weaver are now full time boppers, congratulations my girls!!!!!

See what I mean about cod shit!!! love it, but it gets worse!!!!

I have recently read Phillinabops profile and am very impressed with the variety and use of language used!!!! I am overwhelmed by the fact that one has taken the time and effort to explain to fellow DSI users the true boppers and the powers they posses. I am a proud RPA member and a true bopper, believe me people it is extremely hard to pass bopperidge and when and if you do it as an excillerating senstation that can only be experienced once and once only (like your first bean)!!!

Anyway after reading ones profile I felt that mine was lacking in entertainment and was, well just plain boring so it is definately time to spice mine up and give everyone a chance to experience something new and amazing, so ladies and gentlemen, are you ready???? I am about to tell you the ................................ History of the snappage of the beak!!!!

The snappage of the beak originated on Weymouth beach with myself, Carbon monoxide, and Miss Weaver. We were discussing how seagulls are pests and are intolerable as they shit everywhere, therfore I decided that it would be in every seagulls best insterest to have there beaks snapped right off!!!! after numerous amounts of laughter and giggles the snappage of the beak really took off!!!!

After various beak discussions we ended up with beak names, I am a dirty beak, Carbon Monoxide is a filfthy beak, Miss Weaver is a Stinky Beak, Miss Chaffey is a Birdy Beak, Phillinabop is a Ketamin Beak and Sir Sendington Bopalotington Sinselton the 3rd Duke of Boppington is a Lean Beak!!!! After being knighted and given beak status we decided that we all had the power and authority to snap Normdomians beaks right off!!! Now you probably wondering how the hell you snap someones beak off, well its really quite simple.

Rule 1 - pick your victim (make sure there really fooked and buzzing to ensure a perfect snap!!!!)

Step 1 - keep your wrist fully extended in the upright position with your fingers slighly bent.

Step 2- slowly circle the normdomians forehead and proceed to make a noise indentical to that of Anne, David Walliams Character in Little Britain.

Step3 - in conjunction with step 2 make an accelerated downward motion!!!!

Once completed the above process you can inform the victim that their beak has been officially snapped off!!!!

I prime example of a perfect snappage of the beak happened on Sat 1 st July 2006, at an illegal forest rave held in the sticks of Leeds!!!! At around 7.30am on the sun morning coming near the end of the rave I and my fellow boppers saw the perfect candidate as he was out of his face on acid!!!! There was no way on this god given earth I was gonna let this oppurtunity slip thorugh my beak fingers so I approached the young fool with great pace and integrity and did what needed to be done!!!

Im sure I have opened many peoples eyes and hope you enjoyed my story and find it within yourself to globally snap!!! ha ha ha

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