"Clinton Rockwell is a D.j the likes of which the world has never seen. With ultra-technical mixing skills and an unprecedented level of natural flair, few d.j's can rival his unremittable style and even fewer can surpass it. To not have 'The Cobra' at a dance party would be an injustice to dance music. If you haven't already heard this modern day dance messiah then you are either deaf or stupid" - Clinton Rockwell.

10 interesting facts about Clinton Rockwell the average person may not know:

1. Clinton Rockwell's balls are made of ice and not even global warming is going to stop them.
2. Clinton Rockwell is a practitioner in the art of tamakeri.
3. Clinton Rockwell played lead guitar in the much maligned but critically applauded band 'Necrophilic Beastiality'.
4. Clinton Rockwell holds a full U.K drivers license and currently has now incurred 3 points.
5. Clinton Rockwell prefers Douwe Egberts to all other freeze dried instant coffee's.
6. Clinton Rockwell has never had a tax rebate.
7. Clinton Rockwell's favorite animal is a dog, and he was once quoted as saying " I Like Dogs".
8. In 2007 Clinton Rockwell swore off alcohol completely and now only drinks on days that end in the letter 'Y'. So far so good.
9. Despite having an I.Q of 146, Clinton Rockwell cannot count to 10.

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