Hello there fellow warriors!!
I am a vertigo induced, mennapausal, cocain fuelled hellicopter penguin from the planet of spontanius!!! wher beyond the mist and the lack of oxygen there are badgers with spoons and squirrels with guns, and if you look closely enough you can see the most beautiful danger, there are frogs that appear in the most inconvenient of times ie, when you are stuck in a roundabout, in a carpark, or in a ditch, and the owls and the bunny rabbits come out to hand you a gin and tonic!! where the cows look like horses and the water looks like shiny ground and the sheep shit maltesers, where every living creature eats pizza and sup, and spanish becomes latin, where it is the law to have picnics in paddling pools and sausage wars on glastonbury tors, where humans herd sheep because they think they are dawgs, and steak jumps off your plate to moo at the wait,...tress, its a beautfull place to live you know children i think you should all come visit me here someday!!
but deep down inside i know that in the mist of your uncertainty i can here you scream "run away, run a-WaY"
but still i know as a sure peice of police evidence that this has intrueged you enough to give me a message!! so come on party kids.........tell me! is your world as deborched as mine??
and remember children, guns dont kill people, people kill people....
and so do monkeys (IF THEY HAVE A GUN) Also i would like to give a big up to my fellow slinky gowers!! HEY!! to dankashan, woooney, TT, TT2, Kinky slinky kt, Foxie, and my best friend Ghetto fuckhead!! love you guys!! you are the bollocks!!!
Your Brain is 73% Female, 27% Male
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!
I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
You Are 64% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
I've posted , 223 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 64 times.
Music I listen to: Club Classics, Funky House, Dirty House, Progressive House, Old Skool House, Acid House, Hard Dance, Techno, R&B, Reggae, Funk, Jazz-Funk, Chillout / Leftfield, Rock
Places I visit: Luton, Bournemouth, Poole, Brighton, Gloucester, Cheltenham, Basingstoke, Bedford, Shrewsbury, Torquay, Taunton, Kidderminster, Fleet, Lichfield