Profile; Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with "Pro's"
Here's mine.
Name:Kaisser SaySo.
Why:'Cos I say so.
Age:25 and 5 Halves(at time of writing,I may be younger upon reading).
Country of origin:Birmingland
Favourite colour:Grellow.
Earliest Memory:I can't remember that far back,I was very young and naive back then.I had no idea I would need this information in the future.
Occuption:Sexual AllStar.
Musical Style:Freak,Feet,Break,Beat. Proper Hard Breakbeat. Dark as fuck.
Favourite Quote:I really like Status Quote
Pet Hates:Hamsters,they just don't do anything.What a shit pet!
Pot Hates:Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men,they just don't do anything.What a shit kids program!
Put Hates:Golfers,they just don't do anything.What a shit sport!
Pit Hates:Miners,they just don't do anything.What a shit job!
Pat Hates:Cow pats,they just don't do anything.What a shit shit!
Likes:Walks in the park.Badminton.The rosey blush on an innocent childs face.Wine,women and song.
Dislikes:Walks are proper WHACK!Yo,badminton is for SUCKAZ!!!!!Children are fuckin' losers and FUCK YO MOMMA!Wine comes from your ASS,SHITHEAD!WOMEN???ONLY QUEERS FUCK WOMEN!!You'll be singing a different song when I DANCE ON YO FACE, HOMEEEEEEEEEY!!! I FUCKIN' OWN YOU!!!!!
If you weren't a Sexual AllStar,what would you be:I would work for The Oxford English Dicktionary,because of my oxcellent spilling,gramma and Dickshun.
Anything else you hate other than pets,etc:I really don't like it when people,in a round about sort of way,and also with a hint of "trying to avoid the question-ness"about getting to the point in a situation where you would possibly want to be dealing with something more direct considering the circumstances,which of course are variable under most constraints and quite flexible in an elastic environment,beat about the bush.I also hate Costner,Sea Lion Don, George Bush the Aptly Named Twat and The Baby With One Eyebrow.
Love the evil monkey? YES.LOVE THE EVIL MONKEY.
I've posted , one live chat message, and I've been spotted 58 times.
Music I listen to: Breaks
Places I visit: Birmingham