Um... gee.... I have two arms, two legs, a head and some other bits, all of which can be seen flailing around in spasmodic fashion any time I go to a club.

I am a poor ex-student bum who has returned from a year in Australia to the joys of the "real world" such as "work" and "summer" in England.

When I'm not doing any of those things, you'll find me in search of some comic relief (although not a red nose) or practising my favourite sports: taekwondo, badminton and drinking.

I've posted 36 comments, 24 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 67 times.