Look at my profile pic , this is what I look like after 8 pills!!!! Ha!Ha! Love my Happy Hardcore , as long as it's proper banging not that wishy-washy pianoy-vocaly stuff.
Fookin' love my Drum & Bass though - it's what sound systems was invented for.... nah hang on a minute it's what the fucking UNIVERSE was created for! RINSE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'AVE IT!!!!!
Sorry abaht that - I'm sure you messy fookers understand.
Also like Hardstyle , Funky dirty house , twisted techno , and just about anything in between as long as it's good.
SYSTEM PROFILE:
NAME: Andy
SYSTEM DESIGNATION: Cyberdyne Systems
MODEL NUMBER: TB-303
INCEPT DATE: 21st JULY
ASTROLOGICAL DATABASE: Cancer
Sensitive and emotional , Cyberdyne Systems may be a chemical
Warrior but is also skilled in the arts of love , and is an expert at sex
magick!!!
SKILL MODULES: Hardcoreness (known as the most Hardcore man in Southampton)
Pissing off neighbors with v.v.loud music
X-Box 360 games expert (Need for speed Carbon??? Bring it on!!!!)
And general all-round bonkers behaivoior (Spellcheck module not instarllde!)
POWER SOURCE: Ecstasy and Amphetamines , Skunk and Beer , Vodka and Sambucca
SECONDARY POWER SOURCE: Cyberdyne unit is excellent cook and specialises in roast dinners
(YUM!YUM!) , and casseroles.
CYBERNETIC UPGRADES: Goes down Gym every day (except Sundays of course!!!)
Likes Footy (not very good at playing it though!)
Martial arts (Kickboxing) upgrade
Computer Hacking & tech expert
Keyboards & Synths/Samplers module installed
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids (SCOOBY DOO SPEAK!!)
"I AIN'T GETTIN' ON NO PLANE , FOOL" (B.A.BARACAS SPEAK!!!)
IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM , IF NO-ONE ELSE CAN HELP YOU , AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM , THEN MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE............... THE E-TEAM (cue cheesy music!)
I've posted , 108 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 19 times.
Music I listen to: Commercial Dance, Funky House, Dirty House, Old Skool House, Hard House, Hardstyle, Hard Trance, Psy-Trance, Hardcore, Old Skool Hardcore, Detroit Techno, Liquid Drum and Bass, Jump Up Drum and Bass, Hip Hop, Dancehall / Bashment, Industrial, Futurepop, Chillout / Leftfield, Indie, Rock, Metal, Punk