Look at my profile pic , this is what I look like after 8 pills!!!! Ha!Ha! Love my Happy Hardcore , as long as it's proper banging not that wishy-washy pianoy-vocaly stuff.
Fookin' love my Drum & Bass though - it's what sound systems was invented for.... nah hang on a minute it's what the fucking UNIVERSE was created for! RINSE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'AVE IT!!!!!
Sorry abaht that - I'm sure you messy fookers understand.
Also like Hardstyle , Funky dirty house , twisted techno , and just about anything in between as long as it's good.

SYSTEM PROFILE:

NAME: Andy

SYSTEM DESIGNATION: Cyberdyne Systems

MODEL NUMBER: TB-303

INCEPT DATE: 21st JULY

ASTROLOGICAL DATABASE: Cancer
Sensitive and emotional , Cyberdyne Systems may be a chemical
Warrior but is also skilled in the arts of love , and is an expert at sex
magick!!!

SKILL MODULES: Hardcoreness (known as the most Hardcore man in Southampton)
Pissing off neighbors with v.v.loud music
X-Box 360 games expert (Need for speed Carbon??? Bring it on!!!!)
And general all-round bonkers behaivoior (Spellcheck module not instarllde!)

POWER SOURCE: Ecstasy and Amphetamines , Skunk and Beer , Vodka and Sambucca

SECONDARY POWER SOURCE: Cyberdyne unit is excellent cook and specialises in roast dinners
(YUM!YUM!) , and casseroles.

CYBERNETIC UPGRADES: Goes down Gym every day (except Sundays of course!!!)
Likes Footy (not very good at playing it though!)
Martial arts (Kickboxing) upgrade
Computer Hacking & tech expert
Keyboards & Synths/Samplers module installed


And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids (SCOOBY DOO SPEAK!!)

"I AIN'T GETTIN' ON NO PLANE , FOOL" (B.A.BARACAS SPEAK!!!)

IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM , IF NO-ONE ELSE CAN HELP YOU , AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM , THEN MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE............... THE E-TEAM (cue cheesy music!)

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