REACH FOR THE LASERS....SAFE AS FUCK!!!

me and ma super stomping rave buddy clare!


HI-DE-HI campers
theres way too much poo i can talk about on here to describe me so im gonna try and describe myself in 4 words......."hmmm......eeerrr....ummm....erm"....and thats me in a nutshell...haha...im the nut....SOMEBODY CRACK ME!!...wheres that darn nutcracker when you need it....probably off wandering around swan lake again eh...i love to stomp...so therefore i am a stomping nut....hmmm....dont think ive seen one of those before...i must be unique...or "thpeshul" as some may call me...i love grass stains...they are my favourite thing in the whole universe....after wedgies....whats a wedgie between freinds eh...."come here let me give you a wedge!"...hahaha...there should be a law against shaking hands when you see somebody...its WAAAAAYY too formal...its all about a nice hug and a wedgie, i can read,write and talk in "shiy"...its my made up language, if you see me out and you want to know what it is just ask, it would be my pleasure to teach it to ya....we could start a revolution!...im also thinking of moving to africa in the near future...lets face it...i figured id rather be an ethnic minority in somebody elses country, rather than wait 6months and be one here...erm....i think thats about it...ive gotta go outside into my back garden and milk my squirrel...i need some breakfast....squirrel milk is the way forward i tell thee...well thats me....hope to see you all out on a dancefloor soon...you can usually find me at places like E:VOLVE, e:volve and even sometimes at E:Volve on the odd occasion....come and say hi...i dont bite, well...i do sometimes...CYA LATER!!!! (^^,)

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
We’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989

if only he knew

Marky Bizzle, C.Jizzle and Hairy Clairy!


Me and the king of Hard Dance...The One and only PROTEUS!!!


Donna AKA "the Dodmeister"...what more can i say but...."Stop Beating me with That god darn tellytubby!"


Jock & Suz...The Legendary E:volve crew...Best Party this side of the milky way!!


E:Volve....if ya havent been...WHY!!!...highly recommended for all who want a banging night out with happy go lucky ravers who are all out for one thing..to have the best night in their lives!!click the pic for more details!

ADJAMIBA CLUBWEAR CYBER SHOP!!!...your one stop shop for all your cyberwear needs...highly recommended to all you cybers out there!! click the pic for more details!!!




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