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"Cooler than the other side of your pillow"

Hello. A brief introduction about me...
Name: Ash. Age:at the ripe old age of 23
First started clubbing when I was 17/18 and I used to go to 'Peach' @ Camden Palace on a friday and 'Freedom' @ Bagleys, Kings Cross on Saturdays. Been going out ever since then really! From Maidstone to Miami, from London to Ibiza, Brighton to Amsterdam. Anywhere theres a party basically. Here follows a list of things, people, places and stuff I like in no particular order whatsoever:

Turntablists (scratch perverts, cut chemist, Shadow, A Trak, DJ Yoda, Q-bert, mixmaster mike), Graffiti Artists- futura2000,HAZE,ZEPHYR, STAY HIGH, KAWS, Banksy, Andy Whitby, Manga and Anime-particularly those by Shinchiru Watanabe, NIGO the founder of A Bathing Ape+Baby Milo, collecting sneakers, porn (particularly porn from the 1970s-the golden era, old school hip-hop, public enemy, Stussy, neighborhood, Carhartt, Supreme, adidas originals, nikey white label, phat electronic music, Erol Alkan, Diplo, Justice, Mr Oizo, Uffie, Ed Banger Records,the artwork and tattoos of Mr Cartoon, American cars-50s and 60s Caddilacs, Chevrolets that have been converted into Lowriders, James Zabiela, Tiga, Tiefschwarz, Fanciulli, Boys Noize, wall of sound, soulwax, VICE magazine, Breakdancing, Football (the mighty Gillingham FC), creative people like my mates in the Rebel Beat Faction, Irvine Welsh, the films of Takeshi kitano and Russ Meyer, watching old re-runs of 'Bullseye' on Challenge TV, Blaxploitation movies from the 70s, Lady Sovereign, Quentin Tarantino, lager, getting high, Annie Mac, the sonar festival, Rio de Janiero-Baille funk carioca,diplo, spank rock Camden Town, King Roc, the tattooed porn star Kylee Kross, mars milk, Mocky, Steve Bug-Poker Flat,chocolate milk in general, Bizarre Magazine, FabricLIVE series of CDs, gym, travel, 4 player PRO EVO on X Box, wierd people, James Lavelle, UNKLE, Ian Brown, chloe 89's sunglasses, Cazals,pharrell, Stephen Fry, Roy Chubby Brown, The people that make Rock Star computer games (GTA,Warriors etc), The Prodigy, The Beastie Boys, Trojan Records Reggae, ebay, minimal techno- junior boys, alex smoke, serge santiago, ewan pearson, Stanley Kubrick, Scorcese, Spiderman, Chris Morris-Brasseye, the day today, Jam,Nathan Barley, Garth Marenghi, Bugged Out! at The End, John Peel RIP, Miss Kittin, Princess Superstar, Bobby Robson, larry david-curb your enthusiasm, prison break, bearbrick toys erm,erm erm.....
cant think of anything more...
I regularly hang around with those pricks from RBF Tom, More Bucks, John , Dodek, Colin as well as disco stewart, Nimo in either London, Maidstone etc
Stuff which I think is crap (at the moment)-I should really do a myspace thing instead! 'funky' house eg Hed Kandi-yyyaaaawwwwnnnnn!, posers (i.e the people who go to Hed Kandi), people that go to clubs like Strawberry Moons, the police, clubs that have a dress code, Mixmag-Let's face it, it might as well be called Top of the Pops magazine or 'NUTS' or something-its about as underground as Richard and Judy. anything which is mainstream,commercial and all about making profit, chavs, small-minded people, pikeys, tax, being broke


'Hooray' another ministry of sound/hed kandi/funky house compilation...
right, rant over...
Look out for the Rebel Beat Faction and trash Princess. This revolution of warped tech house, electro and breaks will not be televised...
I've posted , 194 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 149 times.
Music I listen to: Electro House, Tech House, Acid House, Hard Dance, Alternative Dance, Electro Techno