Hey, im a semi-retired DJ from Margate but i took a chance and moved out of rip-off Britain and into Milan for the following reasons.........
I live in a country where everyone is beautiful (although everyone is beautiful in margate when im pissed!)
There are no speed cameras.
There is no CCTV.
A Dolce & Gabbana Suit costs £200
Fags cost £2
Vodka fills the glass on its own (for £2)
Snowboarding is an hour away
And my top reason for loving italy.............theres no 'burberry brian' wanting to fight 'lacoste leroy'!

The downside..................
Even the 'coolest' (figure of speech!) clubs in milano still play slow records at the end of the night!!!
House music here is a representation of cheese vs chedder.
And not that i do such things but hypothetically speaking...if i wanted them i'd have to pay well over the odds for 'substances likely to cause unusual sensations or erratic dancing'

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