My name's Lawrence, been in Brighton for ten years and still luvin it... Mostly.... Sometimes feel abit old when I go out though, and often find myself gettin abit annoyed with all the little chav wankers. Soon I believe they're going to die in a big angry fight between themeselves on West street, that will consume all of them in a big pile of blood and burbery, so I try not to worry about them anymore...

I've got some big speakers that people like to dance infront of and sometimes stick their heads inside. I think they are very silly because my mum told me that you can hurt your ears with loud music.

I spend lots of time standing in a freazing workshop pretending to people that I am at work running my own business... I like doing that because people think I am special, but I get very cold and have to eat lots of microwaved pies from the corner shop which have made my belly abit fat.

My favourite things are:- Staying in touch with my inner child through post free-form expressionist dance and Sausages.

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