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R U A RAVER?

u dance how u like and dont give a fuck

u gotta have a whistle or a horn

u say hello 2 the same geeza everytime ur out but still hav no clue wot his name is

ud rather be pilled up than pissed up

being awake at 6am every weekend seems normal

u know the words to nearly every hardcore tune but have no idea what the name of the track is

nomatter what sound system u have, it has gotta have a tape player

u know how to make some serious noise

uv chatted more shit to strangers than u have to ur non raving mates

at home u have a spare draw or box or room full of flyers

u hav worn outragous clothes that none ravers would laugh at

u hav stood at a bar with your eyes rollin somewhere in the back of ya head an asked the barmen for a coffee/tea/water

u hav danced on the highest place possible doin mad stuff with glow sticks

if you hav been severly wound up by the birds singing an makin it even harder 4 you 2 get to sleep when you got work in 2 hours

RANDOM STUFF

TIME IS NEVER WASTED IF YOUR WASTED ALL THE TIME(had to hav that somewhere)

ONE FINE DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 2 DEAD MEN GOT UP 2 FIGHT BAC 2 BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER DREW THERE SWORDS AN SHOT EACH OTHER

(christian) LEE GO GET THE SPOON FROM THE DOWNSTAIRS SELLA (lee) WHAT I DON'T HAVE A SELLA (christian) BLA BLA BLA (morale been don't take 8 e's in one go an try an have a conversation 30 min l8r)

THIS WEED MAKES YOU GO ALL FLOATY (a mate havin smoked sum dried out doc leaves lol)

LIFES A BITCH THEN YA DIE SO FUK THE WORLD LETS GET HIGH

BET YOU CAN'T SMASH THAT GLASS ON YOUR HEAD TAFF (he did he got bared from the pub)

(mary) SO YOU BUILD CARROTS (lee) YES YOU GET THEM IN SLICES THAT YOU PUT TOGETHER THEN YOU PLANT THEM SO THEY GROW INTO FULL ONES THAT YOU BUY FROM THE SHOP (mary) REALLY (spot the blonde lol)

HEY LADS HOW CAN I PLAY POOL WHEN MY CUE HAS TIED ITSELF INTO A NOT (lsd)

IT IS IMPOSIBLE TO LICK YOUR OWN ELBOW (try it)

ALL THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE (only nik the best stuff then ppl)

I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT BUT I DROPPED IT (talkin about my mums favourite ornament)

WHY IS IT BY THE TIME YOU HAVE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS YOU HAV FORGOT WHY THE FUK YOU WENT DOWN THEM TO START WITH

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID HE WHO GOTO BED WITH AN ITCHY BUM WAKEE UP WITH A SMELLY FINGER

MY FRIEND TRACY HAS THE BEST VIBRATOR FEEL S WKD ON YA BALLS AN IT ACTUALLY A BACK MASSAGER LOL LUV IT HEHE

GIVE A MAN A FISH HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY. TEACH A MAN TO FISH AN HE WILL SIT IN A BOAT DRINKING BEER ALL DAY

GIVE A MAN A CAMP FIRE HE WILL BE WARM FOR A NIGHT SET HIM ON FIRE AN HE WILL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

THE SHIN BONE IS A DEVICE FOR FINDING FUNITURE IN THE DARK

A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING SOMETHING WELL

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