Have your cake and eat it twice.
Maximum blonde, maximum boobage, maximum beans... ignorance is not an excuse.
Shhhh don't talk about Hat-Club!
Me Stuff
I demand to have some booz! Warm hands, good teeth, gold jewelry, kinder-ball, the disapproving nun (getting fucked again are we? tut tut tut), air guitar, no roots no tree, clubbing props, whisky and ginger ale, debussy, popping stuff, DAVEY-BOY , buckaroo, BIG sunglasses, mooncups, boobs, grazia, ed's roof terrace, champoo, stringy cheese, learning how to sign, duvet-sock skating, sandwiches, writing, umdiddlediddlediddle umdiddle-i, frilly knicker parties, Hat-Club at the Key, 'She's probably a real deviant', Herbal, sundowners on Brighton Beach, sumo monkey! kittycats, kill that fucking koala, get a grip you brighton possie, i i i i set the building on fire, did you stoke her on trent and then end up with a nastly melton moebury and peas pottage? I wouldn't recommend stenning cos you'll end up with a nasty bit of falmouth and more...
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!
I've posted , 460 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 555 times.
Music I listen to: Funky House, Electro House, Deep House, Progressive House, Tech House, Tribal House, Acid House, Electro, Breaks, Jazzy Drum and Bass
Places I visit: London, Brighton, Exeter