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I need to re-write all this but frankly I rarely come here anymore! I am part of the Stoned Monkey Collective, it was formed in 2007 by Fridge, CosmicBounce and StompKat as a result of the increasing bizzareness of the text messages we sent to each other. There are now quiet a few of these and it was decided to make an online archive to try and amuse other similarly minded monkeys out there. Plans are to continue writing these until we explode under the sheer weight of our own madness. Find the complete Stoned Monkey Radio Archive here Or check out SMR Live 2008 on YouTube
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Music I listen to: Hard Dance, Chillout / Leftfield, Rock
Places I visit: London
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