MODEL: GL1TCH 1.04 DANCE MODEL (ANSWERS TO DISCO BITCH)

COLOUR: BLACK WITH RED TRIM

MANUFACTURER: PRIMARK CYBERNETIC INDUSTRIES

DIMENSIONS: 6'7" WITH PLATFORMS, LEAN

FEATURES:
MALLIABLE COLLAPSABLE STRUCTURE FOR EASY STORAGE,
NEPTUNE NEW ROCK BOOTS FOR INCREASED DANCE INSTABILITY,
RESPONDS WELL TO HARSH ELECTRONIC OR POUNDING TECHNO BEATS,
NEW FRIENDLY PERSONALITY DRIVE CREATES INFINATE POSSIBILITIES FOR SOCIALISING AND DINNER PARTY ENVIRONMENTS
COMES COMPLETE WITH CYBERPLAID MODEL (MEGABINT CLASS) 2 FOR THE PRICE OF 1

OPTIONAL EXTRAS:
FLEXIBLE SPIKY HAIR, NEON GLOWSTICKS, MORONIC GRIN,

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Hey there all
I thought it was time to update my profile, as many of you know about my last one, it was a tad in the "urgh i'm a scary rivvethead" side toss that didn't actually give any ideas who i really am. To start with, my name is Dan. I started off life as a metallhead and now am enjoying my journey through the world of E.B.M and hard dance. I love to dance. as long as it has a beat you are most likely to find me on the dancefloor grinning like a demon with glowsticks in hand. I am also an aspiring dj hoping to strike it big somewhere along the line.

I am the friendly type, I always will have time for my friends and I will always be happy to meet new people in my journeys, so never be afraid to come up and say hi, (i'm hard to miss, who knows I may even buy you a drink). I regularly journey down to inferno and the Betty Ford Clinic in London to spend my time and i will always try to go to at least one club a month to keep me sane (snd stop climbing the walls).

Other than catching the clubbing bug, i enjoy the simpler things in life. I love spending time with my wonderful girlfriend so we can watch life unfold together (along with trying out the current escapde that we recently have got the mad idea to have a crack at).

*Although would someone please tell me why stilt walking
seems like such a good idea*

I love reading and film watching or even just hanging around in parks shooting the breeze

*Whatever, really*

I've alwas figure that (in the whole philosophical side of things) the first thing to know what life is about you first have to admit that you know nothing. Life is a strange beast with its twists and turns in the way that you never know what is around the next corner. All in all it is just a series of events that we muddle through in our time here only to find that we had such a hard time working it out that we didn't enjoy it as much as we could. In my opiion, the key is just to let it pan itself out, riding the waves of time and enjoying every second of it. Maybe just accepting that you don't know whats around the next corner, buts it's going to be a hell of a lot of fun finding out..

But hell, what do i know? *hehe*

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