i moved 2 scotland 2 escape the pressures of bein a celebrity,in my homeland! im originally from australia,as u can probably tel from my aussie accent.at the age of just 15,i had starred in several kids tv programmes,and had a chart toppin debut album on which i collaborated with kylie,natalie imbruglia and on 1 track even had harold bishop on tuba!
i cudnt handle the fame tho and found myself experimenting with witchcraft and beastiality!
now that im here in scotland im lookin for a little boy 2 settle down with,and start a fresh!
i hav made many friends at nuklearpuppy who share my love for little boys; gareth,nisbet,shaun,callum m and many more!
the paracetamol here r different tho,i took 4 1 nite and cudnt stop dancin and was sweatin like fuck.oh,and my jaw was swingin 2! very strange! hope 2 meet uz all soon x
CHAPTER 2
a year on,and how things hav changed!
iv since secured a weekly residency at S.O.P.S (songs of praise sunday),wher i bash out the bible beats.
as a day job,(got 2 pay the child maintenance eh...?)i am now masterchef in the Mavista dan Banke Inn,wher my 20 second soup has become very popular indeed! even witnessing customers obsessively lickin ther lips for hours after theyv finished...
also,the incurable disease = H.A.N.K has infected many of my close friends,leaving behind it a devastating trail of destruction! i plan 2 find the source,which reportedly has an alterego as a gay goat breeder,and destroy him!
I've posted , I've not posted in the live-chat yet, and I've been spotted 86 times.
Music I listen to: Dirty House, Hard Trance, Trance, Hardcore, Indie, Acoustic