'Home'-ophobic = Afraid of staying in....... if i'm not clubbing, i'm crying :'(
My friend wrote this, she's a f&;*kin legend. Cheers Mikki =)
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* 'The Tart with a Heart' *
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The boy has a libido
As colossal as a tank
He has no time for small talk
He has no time to w*nk
He bounces about in nightclubs
Snogging every girl in sight
Topless, shameless, off his tits
Keeping it up all night
As flighty as a floozy
And randy as a rabbit
The boy's completely mental
And partying's his habit
His mum thinks he's an angel
The poor deluded soul
She doesn't know he's always out
Filling random holes
Boshing pills and inhaling poppers
Snorting toot and flashing his whopper
Cavorting with hussies and shaking his ass
The boy is a legend! The boy is pure class!
Definitely 'living for the weekend', although sometimes the weekdays too :-S I just love dancing, socialising and seeing everyone with big smiles on faces =)
I do occasionally do things other than clubbing, have stuck a few pics down to reduce my shallowness.....
Fancy a lift home after the afterparty?
I'm not scared of heights
Occasionally i enjoy surfing amonst the turds and johnnies in shoreham harbour.....
Never eat yellow snow
Fancy a ride baby? ;-)
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And before you say it, despite the poem and all the apparent evidence, I'm NOT a tart!
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Music I listen to: House, Hard Dance, Electro