"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. The Milky Bars are on me!"

Hi, I'm Lizi and I love cats, jaffa cakes and iced gems. Have been known to fall over when sober so try to remain as trashed as possible to avoid this ;p

Making it my mission to grow old as disgracefully as possible and have come back to clubbing smacking it hard, after spending far too much time thinking the highlight of my weekend was going to B&Q! Never again.

Am now part of the fabulous Sugah Dee dancers and loving it. Me...a show off? Never! Always up for a natter and have a good line in codshit so if I'm not on a podium, feel free to say hi if you see me about.

About to head off to Mexico for a few months in search of some sun, scuba and some serious stomping Latino style. xx

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