Hello and welcome. If you are reading this, then congratulations, you have embarked on a glorious journey into the life of Mr Jack Cousins aka "Commander Rat Catcher". Approx. 26 years ago a miracle happened in the quiet sleepy town of Rochford, a legend was born..."

Anyway! My name is Jack aka Jak aka Jakadeemus aka Jakanory aka JC aka Jackcuzzy. I live in the wonderful seaside resort of Southend-on-Sea where the crisp sea breeze and sunny rays attract many hundreds of millions of tourists every weekend. I moved away from Southend when I was 8 to the "warm" country on Norway...where I skied to school and hiked mountains for fresh pine and fire wood. I moved back to Southend when I was 14 sounding like a Yank due to watching popular shows such as Cheers and LA Law.

During the week I work in London at a Law firm checking out all potential clients for money laundering. If they mess up, I'm coming down on them like a tonne of bricks! Lol! You can find me throwing some serious shapes (mentally challenged fits) in clubs at the weekend with my boys!

My lifetime goal is to show people that House music is only a phase and that every person in Southend that says garage is shit really aint from Southend. We grew up with Garage so stop kidding yourselves and respect it!

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