HELLO THERE,
THE NAME'S JADE, I'M MARRIED AND SINGLE - SO HOW ARE YOU?


I LIKE FOOD.
THAT'D BE ESPECIALLY KFC (ALL MEALS AND CUMBS) MC DONALD DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER (ONLY WHEN FREE OR 99p) CHINESE FOOD, ESPECIALLY DUCK... SPRING ROLLS, CURRY, CHOW MEIN, CHOP SUEY, BEANSPROUTS AND MUSHROOMS ETC THE LOT REALLY WITH THE EXEPTION OF SWEET AND SOUR, CURRIES... NOT THE REALLY HOT ONES AND NOT KORMA CUZ IT'S FUCKIN RANK! WRIGHTS MEAT AND POTATOE PIE... AL THE WAY! GREGGS SAUSAGE ROLLS 3 FOR £1. MORRISONS SAUSAGES OWN, THEY'RE FUCKIN' AMAZING! ALSO MORRISONS CUP A SOUP THAI CHICKEN, THAT REMINDS ME THAI TOM KAI KA IS AN AMAZING SOUP THAT ALL MUST TRY, WITH CHICKEN PIECES AND COCONUT WITH LEMON GRASS AND SHOOTS ITS SIMPLY FAB! GARLIC BREAD! (GARLIC BREAD???) SUNDAY ROASTS HAVE TO BE THE BEST WITH CHICKEN OR TURKEY OR DUCK, THATS NOT TO SAY LAMB AND BEEF AREN'T YUM BECAUSE THEY ARE AND IF YOU ARGUE WITH ME I'LL FIGHT YOU! (MR ALAN P VOICE HERE) I LOVE MY ALAN P HALF AS MUCH AS I DO FOOD SO THATS A BLOODY LOT YEAH! OTHER FOODS INCLUDE LASAGNE WITH CHIPS OR TAY'TA/SALAD AND THE REST, CUSTARD ISN'T JUST A FUNNY SOUNDING WORD IT ACTUALLY IS SIMPLY AMAZING, AND I CAN NOT THINK OF A SINGLE CAKE THAT I DO NOT LIKE. NOT EVEN CHESSE CAKE ? PIZZA IS ALWAYS GOOD AND MICROWAVE DINNERS ARE SO CONVENIENT YOU CAN'T REALLY GO WRONG. OTHER THAN THAT THERE ARE MORRISONS BANANAS, SOUPS OF ALL SORTS BUT NOT TOMATOE OR CHICKEN CUZ THEY'RE JUST NO GOOD FOR YOUR EARS, AND TO FINISH... EVERY SINGLE ITEM IN ICELAND. THERE ARE SIMPLY TOO MANY ITEMS TO LIST AND SO I WILL JUST LEAVE THE DIRECT LINK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT JADE'S FAVOURITE FOODS.

http://www.iceland.co.uk/
http://www.morrisons.co.uk/ (JUST FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE REALLY BORED AND SIMPLY WAITING TO DIE)

THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT ME... LET'S HEAR ABOUT YOU!

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