I don't use DSI that much now, so come and find me on facebook (James Deren), myspace or MSN? x

This is me in at number 2...



I HAVE MY CAMERA BACK!...so watch your back.

Bonjourno! Ma name is James Deren, but my friends call me James, but also known sometimes as Des or Jean Claude, (Jean Claude Vain Deren), Mike thinks im vain?! I have just turned 22, (a ripe old age I might add), and I am in my 3rd year@Southampton Solent Uni and I bloody love going out! Peachy, as I've still got 2 more years drinking and partying to do@uni, so you might see me out somewhere if you're lucky! If you do, be sure to high-5 me and in return I'le immortalise your face forever with my comedy capturer, (the camera), obviously!

I love nothing more than getting, (as my mum would say) "pie-eyed" or "tanked up" in Southampton with my mates! If you'd like to catch a glimmer of us stumbling about, which I imagine you don't, you might like to have a little peek in these places: Academy, Avondale House, The Solent Student Union, Lennon's Kaos, Ikon, Jaks, The Cube.

Come and chat to me on MSN if you dare! Feel free to add me if you know me, or if you semi-know me, or even if you don't! Either way, I don't mind.

MSN: jamesderen84@hotmail.com

TO ALL:

Maybe you fancy your picture taken? Some advice on how NOT to dance? Or maybe you just want to hear some incomprehensible drunken waffle and altogether nonsensical pap? Well if so, my favourite watering holes are Ikon Wednesday's, Academy Thursday's, Academy /The Cube Friday's or Academy Saturday's...or all of them, so come and say hi and let me know which of these services i can provide for you...FREE OF CHARGE!

Please DO come and say hello! (unless you are a twat, in which case dont bother cos I wont want to speak to you, so FUCK OFF)!

These are the people you will see me with...(sorry everyone else, only have enough space for three)!


Name: Joe Woodhead
a.k.a: Ugly Joe, Woodhead, Mahoganyhead, Smokey
Age: 19
Famous for: Having an ugly face and pulling classic facial poses
In a few words: Joe has adopted the position of cheif drinking buddy on the messiest of messy nights out in town from his predecessor Mike, who in all fairness did a top job, but Joe has given this role a new edge with a whole new level of ugliness and classic face pulling for the pictures the morning after. You will sometimes find Joe and I ensuring the job is “well done”, hence the “job well done” pose, which, I suppose needs a little explanation. You will most likely, should you wish to, find us stumbling around Lennon's on a tueday night. Also has a kick ass taste in music.


Name: Daniel Hughes
a.k.a: Danzig, Danzig1980, Dan
Age: 19
Famous for: Looking like Danzig in 1980, The Gary Glitter Costume, Rolly Pollies, Bein a drunken bum with us!
In a few words: Well, what can I Say about Danzig, our drinking circle's and nights out have been crossing more and more since Reading Festival! All good! This guy cracks me up with his brand of sometimes apparent laid back, couldn’t give a shit attitude and sense of humour, which, of course is, Japapping classic!...as well as partaking in the messiest of messy nights on the town. A top fellow with a decent taste in music, just watch out for the Gary Glitter costume…

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