ORITE COCKS!!!! Im Kelly im 27 and i live in the middle of nowhere!! I luv going out clubbing and I luv music..... hard house, hard style, hard trance anything really as long as its hard and banging!!! Me fave dj's are Alex Kidd, no 1 without a doubt, Kutski DbD and Mark EG.

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Real Friends: Call your parents DAD/MUM
(Or George if the case may be)

Fake Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that shit was fun!"

Fake Friends: never seen you cry.
Real Friends: cry with you

Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: keep your crap so long they forget it’s yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: Are for life.

Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

Fake Friends: Will put the weed away for later when you're falling asleep.

Real Friends: Will slap you in the face and say "We still got an 1/8 left Asshole !!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

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