So this bear walks into a bar okay...he sees a giraffe hangin out with a dolphin and says to the giraffe, "what you drinking?" The dolphin cuts in and says...wait, it wasn't a bear, it was actually a cow. Anyway, the cow asks the giraffe what he's drinking, and the dolphin replies...hold on, that's not how it goes -lemme start over. Okay so this cow walks into a bar and trips over this fish that's just lying on the floor. "what the f$&k?" asks the cow. Wait, maybe it was a cat. He trips over a cat and yells "what the f$^k?" Anyway, this cat looks up at him and...you know what? Forget this dumb joke, I'll just tell you a little about myself...
I'm American but livin in London and LOVIN' it! I can buy more than one drink at a time and it's not illegal to party after 2:00am! (I'm from Utah, y'all). (No, I'm not mormon). I used to promote parties in Salt Lake City called Gravity and brought out DJs like Andy Caldwell, Colette, Mauricio Avilez, Marques Wyatt, D:Fuse, Noel Sanger, and more. (No, I'm not polygamist either). That's because SLC had pretty much no nightlife whatsoever, and really I just did it so I could go to a decent party. (no, I already told you, I'm NOT mormon). Now I just sit back and enjoy the music cuz there's a DJ I love playing in London just about every weekend!
I love being behind both behind the camera and in front of it, and you'll often see me walkin around with my camera, and just got a brand new one, so come get your mugshot taken! I'm also a go-go dancer and am happiest right in front of the DJ booth or on an adjacent platform (or on a cheap collapsing tabletop like the one at Ministry of Sound that fell down mid-dance). Ha ha, if you can't laugh at yourself, don't even bother...(Stop asking if I'm mormon, damnit!!!!)
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