*WAVES!* Hiiiiiiiiiii I'm Kymmmmmm(berz)..Kymberleyonce,Kymmie, Jym, Jordan,Timmy blah blah blah..I dont really want alot from life ...I want a cat dead bad so I can make it be secretly bitchy and do mean things to people that i dont like and spy on them so if they talk about me she bites them, Im guna call her Pebbles, if shes good ill buy her a husband (arranged marriage style) and I'll call him Bam Bam!!
Then I want a pink gate and a slush machine and a lifetime of freee sexyness from ann summers cos its so great..I love dressing up. I dont want middle age spread (always wondered why most parents are fat)...
Im not particularly keeen on unecessaryness...I just hate rules that just really dont need to be there!! Like..ermm you have to stand up all day at work when the job ur doing could be done at the same speed and quality as sitting down!!
I wanna own every single style skirt that I like possible..Im slowly getting there lol I really love my family dead much and
I love cheeky people there dead cheeky (lol obviously) God I'm soo inpatient lol
My friends are great they totally make my life what it is (Which is totally ace!!) I love being happy its years more fun than being sad or mad with someone lol ...Im having a Beyonce day TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT (lol)
I feel like Ive been a totally different person for about a yr now and I just came back like yesterday ..
I was guna say something else but now i forgot (omg dead annoying think it was good aswell)
Underneath all this Kymberness there is actually my inner Kym shes serious sometimes as many of my close friends know you just need to find her! Urrmmm I think thats about it..
I want to meet a straight man with his belly button pierced lol I think someone should so seT a new trend cos I love playing with them lol SOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE DO IT!! People cant exactly say its gay cos like about 5 years ago or something it was gay for males to straighten there hair!! its the 21st century their wearin makeup and eveythin now!! lol so shhhhhhhhat appppppp




Im well into poweRavin with my podium kingCarl Glover (me being the queen) !! U kno we rock the show
GOOOO GREASE LIGHTENING GOO! lmao we love our tuesdays!

I always say Eeeeeeeeeee cos when ya smile it looks like your saying eeeeeeee

Beyonce says: If You Got It Flaunt It!! and thats just what you should do! lol



I DARE YOU TO DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate sitting down when I'm out whats that all about!
My friends are my life!
We Are The Girls Who DRess Up Alll The Time lol..Weve done..Nuns..Skool girls..police women..call on me..Angels..Rabbits..cheerleaders...Ann Summers & ballerinas ...Gangsters.. moulin rouge!...who knows whats next lol

I'm single but I'm not looking much i tend to not fancy anyone at all lol god well it is a small town ol I'm perfectly happy with my life and would only change 2 things...1. be richer and 2. id be able to sing better than mariah carey lol =)







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