i am Lopan,I was created in 1978 by scientists looking for a clean,renewable energy source.After a freak electrical storm caused the lab they were working in to become radioactive some how,I evolved from a top secret compound and escaped into the night,COMPLETELY NAKED.To this day,underneath my clothes,I am still COMPLETELY NAKED.Only a few close allies know my secret,and today my super companions and I perform DJ sets of really,really good music in order to achieve our goal that one day,just maybe,one of us will play a tune that stupidly exciting that everybody in the club will become COMPLETELY NAKED.Or something.At the time of writing,we have so far only prompted one brilliant,lovely person to become COMPLETELY NAKED-but that person (and you know who you are) well done,you rock.

Somebody said to me recently that with me its all about hot chicks and cool guys and after a moments cogitation I found myself in a state of almost complete agreement.The way I see it there are only three types of people in this world-hot chicks,cool guys,and twats.cool guys are sweet,hot chicks are fully sweet AND they rock,twats are rubbish and should be avoided if possible.

If you see me buy me a drink and I'll tell you a story and that.

Oh yeah and I'm one of the bloody Sexual Allstars and that.
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