Formerly Glostick-Monkey...

I hate to put this as the top line of my profile, but it really has come to this...

If you dont know me - or have never met me - then dont add me to your buddies list! Got that!?!? Right...



Clubbin Miles Clock 2008 (i.e. How many miles I've clocked up clubbin this year):4620 miles!
I'm currently travelling at a Clubbing Velocity of 256 miles per week... (Correct as of 28/04/07)


During 2007 I travelled at an average Clubbing Velocity of 274 Miles per week totalling 14290 miles for the year!

During 2006 I travelled at an average Clubbing Velocity of 217 Miles per week totalling 11277 miles for the year!

Why settle for local night clubs - I believe that if an event looks quality, then it's worth travelling the length and breadth of the country for it. I guess I'm a bit of a loony really - but then so are all the best people... ;-)

Kinda the sorta person who believes if something's worth doing, it's worth doing right; as my favourite author once wrote.

I've been having some of the best times of my life recently - and long may it continue!

I'm always on the look for making new clubbin buddies, so if you see the monkey bouncin by - and I don't talk to you first - make sure you say "HALLO!"

Mental, mental, mental - chicken oriental!
Ross

The top djs and how many times I've seen them...

Seen 18 Times
Eddie Halliwell
Judge Jules

Seen 15 Times
Armin Van Buuren

Seen 13 Times
Above & Beyond
Paul Van Dyk

Seen 12 Times
Ferry Corsten

Seen 10 Times
Sander van Doorn
Matt Hardwick

Seen 9 Times
Jon O'Bir
John O'Callaghan

Seen 8 Times
Adam Sheridan

Seen 7 Times
Paul Oakenfold

Seen 6 Times
Fergie
Marco V
Mark Eteson
Simon Patterson

Seen 5 Times
Alex Kidd
Gavyn Mytchell
John Askew
Markus Schulz
Scot Project

Seen 4 Times
Greg Downey
Tiesto

Seen 3 Times
Andy Moor
Barry Connell
Giuseppe Ottaviani
John OO Fleming
Kutski
Matt Everson
Sasha
Tall Paul
Tylor Leigh

Seen 2 Times
Amber D
Axwell
Booka Shade
Fred Baker
Filo & Peri
Marcel Woods
Pete Tong
Ronald Van Geldren
Sean Tyas
Second Sun
Sister Bliss
Valentino Kanzyani
Vicky Devine

Seen 1 Time
Adam Beyer
Aly & Fila
Anne Savage
Bart Claessen
Brandon Block
Christopher Lawrence
David Guetta
Energy Dai
James Zabelia
Japanese Popstars
Kuffdam & Plant
Kyau & Albert
Lange
Lisa Pin-Up
Mauro Picotto
Menno de Jong
M.I.K.E.
One+One (Nic Fanciulli & James Zabiela)
Preach
Shapeshifters
Solarstone
Super 8 & Tab
Steve Lawler
Stoneface & Terminal
The Tidy Boys
Thrillseekers
Tim Deluxe

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