Now I know I left my brain around here somewhere…

Well a little about me, where to start? Well at the beginning I suppose, I started clubbing back in the summer of one love 1999 when I had just turned 17 and funnily enough the first ‘proper’ club I ever went too was the Honey, it was there grand re-opening after there refit (2 refits ago now if my memory serves right which could be doubtful) and it was Brandon Block and Alex P ripping up Seven Sins with their clockwork orange set, up until that point I’d only been crappy boozy style
clubbing and a real night out totally fried my mind, after that I was hooked!

I became a regular at the honey, Got to know Big Mick and a couple of the staff and the locals there at the time and the lovely Lady Laverne, did that for a couple of years till I started to club with Adam, Zarron, Mark, Anna, Jamie and co and started going to the Zap for The Pussycat Club and Casino, had some awesome night in there and would also head up to Freedom at Bagley’s about once a month and spend most of the night in the basement hard house room. After a couple of years as a regular at the Zap the pussycat left and headed down to the Concorde which kind of killed it for me, I never feel it had the same atmosphere there.

About this time I moved into Brighton with Zarron and a couple of other mates and had a crazy party house (our neighbours absolutely adored us :P) also started going to Lunarcy and Jungalism down the Volks a lot for heavy drum and bass for another few years till they stopped that too, after that I never really had a club to call home, travelled around Brighton a lot more trying out the smaller venues and random nights, eventually our land lord got so sick of the carnage we had caused and refused to renew our lease, forcing me back home with the intention of moving in with my long term misses but then that got screwed up (long distance relationships are a b%*&h but made nearly 4 years before that went to sh!t, took some getting over but i'm free and available now ...hint, hint ;) so now I’m just takin it easy and partying hard and living life to the full.

Outside of that I work a soul crushingly boring job for BT Wholesale but hey it pays the bills, I’ve done numerous festivals, Global Gathering, Glasto, even some of the rockier ones with my friends who are into that stuff, Reading and v and the like, did my first tidy weekend at the highschool romp and now i'm hooked, bring on TW12! I’ve also got 17 ½ acres of woodland out near Lewes which we use for various camping missions and parties and whatnot, I take my decks up there (I got a lot of good vinyl but my mixings decidedly ropey :P) and we got a big genny and all that jazz, I’m a bit of a anime junkie, I love South Park, Family Guy, American Dad etc, I used to play semi-pro paintball (well hyperball, I.e. no camo military fan boy crap, every1 brightly dressed fighting around inflatable barricades, 7 minute games, guns that fire upto 25 balls a sec, shoot over 1000 balls a game easily, totally nuts and a great rush!), first for a div 4 team called 'Animal' and then a div 2 team called 'Storm' but even with the team discounts that became a absolute money pit and I was running myself too far into debt so after a couple of years I had to give it up.

These days i can be found at HARDER... Hard South, Breatless, Peach and Higher state looking, well you've guessed it, MASHED.

Well I think I over waffled on a bit there so I’ll wrap it up now and say peace out & see you on the flip side.

I've posted 589 comments, 29 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 350 times.